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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #120 on: April 08, 2009, 02:34:54 PM »
So no interesting story or plot to speak of?

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #121 on: April 09, 2009, 12:40:04 AM »
You clearly missed the basket ball playing mecha part :P
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #122 on: April 09, 2009, 11:06:19 AM »
So no interesting story or plot to speak of?



Boobies were mentioned.  For many, plot is now optional...

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2009, 03:53:48 PM »
More motivator! Negima manga spoilers, for anyone who's not up to date.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #124 on: April 10, 2009, 04:33:32 AM »
So no interesting story or plot to speak of?
Boobies were mentioned.  For many, plot is now optional...

They remain clothed, but are very very bouncy.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #125 on: April 10, 2009, 09:17:42 AM »
So no interesting story or plot to speak of?
Boobies were mentioned.  For many, plot is now optional...

They remain clothed, but are very very bouncy.
To say the least...
Just saw a few clips of the first episode.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #126 on: April 21, 2009, 07:49:39 PM »
*resurrect button*

It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #127 on: April 21, 2009, 08:50:29 PM »
*resurrect button*


I like vampire squid too. :p No, that has nothing to do with my av, its just that those things have all kinds of crazy abilities (and eyes like big pools of jelly :cloud9).
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 08:52:22 PM by Prime32 »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2009, 08:52:07 PM »
Now do one for the Pistol Shrimp :P
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2009, 08:53:17 PM »
Now do one for the Pistol Shrimp :P
Well, a mantis shrimp kinda looks like a remorhaz...

Also

Don't tell me you forgot about this guy just because he's CR 1.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 09:02:47 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2009, 10:08:46 PM »
It's been a while since I made any. Have a bagful.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2009, 10:15:30 PM »
Now do one for the Pistol Shrimp :P
Well, a mantis shrimp kinda looks like a remorhaz...

Also

Don't tell me you forgot about this guy just because he's CR 1.
No, I didn't, but by the time I thought of that, I had already made the motivator.

Also, I want to know where you got that StrikerS comic from. Is that a Fate/Stay Night TCG on the 4th one?

EDIT: Best I could think of for the shrimpinator.

« Last Edit: April 21, 2009, 10:34:58 PM by Agita »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #132 on: April 22, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »
Also, I want to know where you got that StrikerS comic from. Is that a Fate/Stay Night TCG on the 4th one?



The latter is a screenshot from the Fate/Stay Night game. It's got a stat block for every Noble Phantasm and Servant, once you learn about them. You oughta see Bellerophon, it gives AC +100 to the mount. And bumps the speed up to 500 miles per hour.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2009, 06:20:42 PM by veekie »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #133 on: April 22, 2009, 06:12:58 PM »
Um... nice screenshots :p
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #134 on: April 22, 2009, 06:21:55 PM »
Fixed
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #135 on: April 22, 2009, 08:24:46 PM »
Fixed
...

First they were "no hotlinking" messages, now they're StrikerS parody comics (one of which is ripping off LittleKuriboh). Where's the FSN stuff?

Plus, I prefer
"Darkness beyond twilight,
Crimson beyond blood that flows.
Buried in the flow of time,
In thy great name I pledge myself to darkness.
Let all the fools in our way be destroyed,
by the power that you and I possess!
DRAGON SLAVE!"

to that translation. :D
« Last Edit: April 22, 2009, 08:26:18 PM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #136 on: April 22, 2009, 08:32:06 PM »
Love the dragon's attitude :P

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2009, 03:36:44 PM »
The FSN stuff is just screencaps from the actual FSN game, Excalibur's entry under Saber in the Encylopedia thing.
Can't get a hold of more without the game. Or you could drop by here. Unless it goes gold. Then you'd need 10bux.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #138 on: April 30, 2009, 07:31:10 PM »
Two more.
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #139 on: April 30, 2009, 11:53:33 PM »
here's my twisted stab at it (NSFW)
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