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[De]Motivators!
« on: January 12, 2009, 09:39:00 PM »
Please read this post in its entirety before posting in this thread.

The point of this thread is to have fun with humor, (de)motivators, and any and everything else. As we found in the last thread, there's nothing off-topic so long as it relates to humor, but let's keep it mostly D&D-oriented!

Please, Sblock huge pictures, or pictures that are off-color but within the CoC. Links only to pictures that are outside the Code of Conduct, with a warning label on the link. Any posts containing anything that is beyond the pale for tastelessness, or that's outright pornography, will be reported to the moderators, and pain will ensue. We had very little of that in the last thread, however, so we should be mostly fine.

Instructions: Make your motivators here. Just find a good picture, come up with a snappy "motivational" saying, then store it somewhere online (such as on www.photobucket.com). You can link the picture from there using this code: [ img ]http://InsertPictureUrl.jpg[ /img ]. Some websites do not allow hotlinking, so be careful where you store your pictures.

This motivator was made by CrimsonDeath. Some people just won't pay attention unless it's in big letters and small words, so pay attention, everybody!



Now, let the fun begin!
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
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[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 09:42:29 PM »










[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 10:08:51 PM »
I think maybe spoiler block everything, and label suspect entries instead. People with slower internet connections aren't going to have much fun with this thread.
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 10:10:33 PM »
The only motivator I ever made:




2 random motivators (note to self, play Brelish Paladin in next campaign :P):






And this one, just for Tshern :P :

"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!"

Quote from: J0lt
You caught a fish.  It was awesome.   :lol

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 07:14:23 AM »
For those of you who don't get this next one...



...you're either very sheltered or very lucky.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 10:25:05 AM »
[spoiler][/spoiler]
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To all those at Min/Max CharOp



The first is classic, and the third is meant to be sarcasm... mostly...[/spoiler]

There, done my part. And no, that's not all I have on my comp. God I'm a geek...

note: I found, and I collected, these. Not my work, just thought you'd all enjoy.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2009, 10:27:42 AM by Flay Crimsonwind »

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 03:19:29 PM »
I posted this stuff on the Psionic Motivators at WoTC....

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possibly NSFW
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 02:18:38 AM »
[spoiler][/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2009, 05:00:47 AM »
[spoiler][/spoiler]
« Last Edit: January 20, 2009, 05:18:49 AM by Lycanthromancer »
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2009, 05:17:25 AM »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2009, 08:36:42 PM »



The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2009, 10:08:05 PM »
:lmao at the Code Geass one.
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2009, 05:28:43 AM »
By the way, one of my motivator threads is here. That one grew too large and had to be closed; the other, current one, is here.
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 07:02:42 AM »


[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2009, 12:26:51 PM »
A fair sized dump in this.
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[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2009, 05:15:54 AM »
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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2009, 05:35:31 AM »
[spoiler]



[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Masculine men like masculine things. Masculine men are masculine. Therefore, liking masculine men is masculine.

I dare anyone to find a hole in that logic.
______________________________________
[/spoiler]I'm a writer. These are my stories. Some are even SFW! (Warning: Mostly Gay.)
My awesome poster collection. (Warning, some are NSFW.)
Agita's awesome poster collection.
[spoiler]
+1 Lycanthromancer
Which book is Lycanthromancer in?
Lyca ... is in the book. Yes he is.
 :D
shit.. concerning psionics optimization, lycan IS the book
[/spoiler]

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2009, 02:25:45 PM »
That mario one is awesome.
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[/spoiler]

I wonder how to put an animated gif in a motivator...
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2009, 09:09:57 PM »
How do you register to become a pirate? I'm an environmentalist.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: [De]Motivators!
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2009, 11:12:14 PM »
How do you register to become a pirate? I'm an environmentalist.
Try to start by meeting the prereqs for Dread Pirate and work from there.

Probably NSFW
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Warning: Cartoon violence. May turn your kids into ruthless murderers.
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Rated R for language. (On Wizards, anyway :rollseyes)
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In this case I wouldn't mind the topless part, though.

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I made this one in the wake of the LHC stupidity discussions.
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This one's not from me, I just had it lying around on my maj.com account for some reason. Also, NSFW.
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My first one. *snuggles*
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A 4e one.
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I'll probably be accused of being a pedophile for this one.
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Not NSFW, but a little disgusting.
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And no, that's not all my motivators. Just most of what I had already uploaded.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2009, 11:24:01 PM by Agita »
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