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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #140 on: May 12, 2009, 10:05:11 AM »
Due to feedback made some changes to Der Panzerkatzen.  More possible coming up.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #141 on: May 12, 2009, 06:47:22 PM »
"Ich wette du bist ein Taubenlecker."

..."I bet you're a dovelicker?"

wtf?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #142 on: May 12, 2009, 07:06:20 PM »
"Ich wette du bist ein Taubenlecker."

..."I bet you're a dovelicker?"

wtf?

(I used Google's translate tool, blame them, not me..)
Nope, that's actually accurate. For a cat, I guess it would be a pretty bad insult.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #143 on: May 12, 2009, 11:27:49 PM »
well, and apparently it's actually a German insult... it's just odd....

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« Reply #144 on: May 13, 2009, 04:13:03 AM »
well, and apparently it's actually a German insult... it's just odd....
It's definitely not mainstream, at least around here, as I've never heard of it. People tend to prefer more vanilla insults like asshole and wanker. Unimaginative bastards...
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #145 on: May 13, 2009, 04:41:09 AM »

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #146 on: May 13, 2009, 07:29:43 AM »
yeah i did a search for amusing german quotes and I came across as "I have you down as a bit of a pigeon licker".

It seemed eerily appropriate somehow.

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« Reply #147 on: May 13, 2009, 09:59:33 AM »
Interesting. I've never heard it used. Perhaps it's more of a Germany-only thing.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #148 on: May 15, 2009, 09:05:37 AM »
FOr the 7th level Panzerkatzen ability: would you prefer an opposed check using BAB instead of a Save?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #149 on: May 19, 2009, 09:15:20 AM »
Minor update to Cheshire Cat.  Had to work this weekend so didnt get much accomplished.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #150 on: May 20, 2009, 09:20:42 AM »
Pic is up for Cheshire Kity

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #151 on: May 22, 2009, 08:14:59 AM »
Okay the Cheshires first class abilities are up.  ANy thoughts?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #152 on: May 22, 2009, 09:39:24 AM »
Okay the Cheshires first class abilities are up.  ANy thoughts?
:devil When can I play one?  Does that help?

I was initially leery of the scaling of powers, which seemed to start out pretty uber, until I reread the entry requirements.  At such a high entry level, I'm not sure how the abilities measure up, because I'm almost completely unfamiliar with Epic play.
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« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2009, 09:07:28 PM »
The Cheshire Cat seems to still be vulnerable to Glitterdust though. Just make it so that "Spells and effects which would render the Cheshire Cat visible against his will fail unless they have a caster level higher than his character level."

Art of Confusion needs a time interval for the save, every round they listen, or is it only the first time in a day or every word they say?

Would be nice to have some Sneak Attack too, since it seems the best entry involves Assassin or Shadowdancer, but thats just a matter of taste.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #154 on: May 23, 2009, 01:15:07 AM »
It is official, the Cheshire cat is the ultimate bastard.  :D :clap

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #155 on: May 23, 2009, 08:37:21 AM »
I tweaked the text a lil (and added some more stuff).  Does it sound better now?
Extra Sneak Attack can come with Feats, unless you guys think it needs more pwoer?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #156 on: May 23, 2009, 09:21:12 AM »
I take it the Art of Mockery Will save is CHA-based?
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #157 on: May 24, 2009, 07:37:14 AM »
Yup.  it's a Supernatural ability.

All the class abilities are up now.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #158 on: May 26, 2009, 10:03:34 AM »
Is hte capstone too weak?  On GitP I'm told it needs spicing up a lil.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #159 on: May 26, 2009, 10:41:43 AM »
Is hte capstone too weak?  On GitP I'm told it needs spicing up a lil.
At that level of play, it could probably be a radius ability independent of The Art of Confusion without seriously FUBARing the power curve.
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