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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #760 on: July 20, 2011, 05:01:06 AM »
omg those reaper minis are fuckin awesome!!!!


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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #761 on: July 20, 2011, 09:23:57 PM »
You know what you must do, materials for all of them!

Bonus:
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #762 on: July 20, 2011, 10:10:11 PM »
Is that Mausguard?? I must start reading it if so.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #763 on: July 20, 2011, 10:35:02 PM »
I think it is, it came from the picdump thread though.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #764 on: July 21, 2011, 01:12:01 AM »
Is that Mausguard?? I must start reading it if so.
It is. Do it, they are great
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #765 on: July 30, 2011, 06:48:38 AM »
Library Cat on pg15 updated

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #766 on: August 02, 2011, 08:28:51 AM »
That looks interestin
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #767 on: August 02, 2011, 11:39:57 PM »
I must possess a copy of this

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #768 on: August 03, 2011, 01:16:58 AM »
Done
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #769 on: August 03, 2011, 04:16:19 AM »
lemme get a chance to read this and i may run it

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #770 on: August 06, 2011, 06:25:20 AM »
I added the three main occupational specialties to the library cat

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #771 on: August 09, 2011, 05:22:45 AM »
Library Cat is about done.  Any thoughts

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #772 on: August 30, 2011, 07:47:33 PM »
Tricky call with the library cat since I'm not too familiar with the class its based off, but why not make Library Steps based off the better of teleport or greater plane shift, but only libraries.

Also:
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #773 on: September 06, 2011, 09:05:57 AM »
burger cehf updated, also you may want to peek at front page lsit.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #774 on: September 13, 2011, 08:54:21 AM »
nother chef update

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #775 on: September 19, 2011, 05:10:19 AM »
Burger Chef just needs Caster Levels, your thoughts on that are appreciated. 

Also I'm thinking of making additional Recipes available via Feats.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #776 on: September 23, 2011, 09:29:26 AM »
Hows 7/10 caster levels sound for the Burger Chef?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #777 on: October 09, 2011, 08:47:15 AM »
Chef is done and awaiting review

SISTERS OF THE SPHINX


   
“Crowds are somewhat like the sphinx of ancient fable: It is necessary to arrive at a solution of the problems offered by their psychology or to resign ourselves to being devoured by them.”

 The Sisters are an evil cult specializing in manipulating the masses and intimidation through fear (like there's any other kind.  Who wrote that cliche anyway?).

BECOMING A SISTER
The Sisters are a cult open to female Cat Burglars who worship Basement Cat.

 ENTRY REQUIREMENTS
   Enhanced Kitty Form:  Hairless Kitty Form
   Spellcasting:  Must be able to cast 1st Level Divine spells, must have Da Bad Kitteh in Da Night as a Patron
   Alignment:  Neutral or Chaotic Evil
   Feats:  Jibba Jabba
   Skills:  Knowledge (Arcane) 6 ranks, Spellcraft 6 ranks
   Gender: Female


Class Skills
 The Class Name's class skills (and the key ability for each skill) are Bluff (Cha), Concentration (Con, Diplomacy (Cha), Heal (Wis), Hide (Dex), Knowledge (Any)(Int), Listen (Wis), Move Silently (Dex), Sense Motive (Wis), Spellcraft (Int), and Spot (Wis).
Skills Points at Each  Level : 4 + int

Hit Dice: d4

Code: [Select]
[b]   BAB  Fort    Ref    Will  Abilities[/b]
1. +0    +0     +0     +2    New Domain: Fear
2. +1    +0     +0     +3    Crowd Control
3. +1    +1     +1     +3    Sphinx Form
4. +2    +1     +1     +4   
5. +2    +1     +1     +4    Crowd Control
6. +3    +2     +2     +5    Sphinx Form
7. +3    +2     +2     +5   
8. +4    +2     +2     +6    Crowd Control
9. +4    +3     +3     +6    Sphinx Form
10.+5    +3     +3     +7    Greater Sphinx Form

Weapon Proficiencies: Sisters get no new weapon or armor proficiencies.
 
Fear Domain: At 1st Level you gain the Fear Domain as an extra third Domain.

Crowd Control:

Sphinx Form (Su): At 3rd Level you gain Enhanced Kitty Form (Mean Kitty, Winged Kitty).

At 6th Level you gain Kitty Form (Dire Kitty), and your Flight Speed in Kitty Form doubles.

At 9th Level you gain Frightful Presence in Kitty Form, and any time you fly overhead, charge, or cast a spell all living Opponents within 30' who have less Hit Dice than you must make a Willpower Save (Save DC is 10 plus 1/2 Hit Dice plus Charisma Modifier) or be Shaken for 2d6 rounds.

Greater Sphinx Form (Su):

PLAYING A SISTER
 Crowds are a weapon.  If you don't use them as such, someone else will, and most likely they'll use them against you.   Plus the idea of being able to make people crap themselves in unison is somehow just appealing.
 Combat: You rely on reputation and fear to avoid fights and try to use it to your advantage in them.  You rely on spellcasting against opponents immune to fear.  Damn Paladins.  Why can't they get framed for burning orphanages like the rest of your opponents instead of ruining your day?
 Advancement: Advancement is pretty similar for most of the Sisters.  They don't like deviation within the ranks.
Resources: You always have the resources of the Church to rely on if it's in their best interests.

SISTERS IN THE WORLD
"That cat is the ugliest..URK!!.."
 People are there to serve your best interests, be entertainment, and be cannon fodder when necessary.  Especially men.  Men are big dumb goobers best used as meat shields.
 Daily Life: Your daily life is filled with religious study and ritual.  Your night life is pretty much terrorizing the innocent.
 Notables:
 Organizations: All members of the Sisterhood belong to the same Church.  They're sort of like nuns in the Church of Basement Cat.

NPC Reaction
 NPC's treat you like any other super secret homicidal cult, with sheer abject terror and the occasional pig sacrifice.

SISTERS IN THE GAME
 This presumes one of your PC's is a homicidal devil worshiper for lack of a better phrase.  Be careful with this.
 Adaptation: This is meant for horror comedy campaigns but is adaptable.
 Encounters: PC's are only likely to encounter you if they oppose your cult, which tends to quickly attempt to become the dominant religion in whatever territory it possesses.

Sample Encounter
EL 12: The PC's are hired to rob a local cult set up in an old tomb outside of town.  You just know this is gonna go wrong.


Name
alignment/Gender/Race/Levels
Init +0, Senses: Listen +, Spot +,
Languages
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AC , touch , flat-footed   ()
hp  ( HD)
Fort +, Ref +, Will
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Speed   ft. ( squares)
Melee
Base Atk +, Grp +
Atk Options
Combat Gear
Spells Prepared
Supernatural Abilities
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Abilities Str , Dex , Con , Int , Wis , Cha
SQ
Feats
Skills
Possessions



EPIC SISTER

Hit Die: d4
Skills Points at Each  Level : 4 + int
Class Ability
Class Ability
Bonus Feats: The Epic Sister gains a Bonus Feat every x levels higher than 20th
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #778 on: October 09, 2011, 06:45:48 PM »
Sand Cat requires Sandskimmer and then grants it as a bonus feat at first level.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #779 on: October 15, 2011, 07:53:05 AM »
Sand Cat requires Sandskimmer and then grants it as a bonus feat at first level.

you can take the sandskimmer feat twice, sisters updated