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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #300 on: December 26, 2009, 10:12:50 AM »
I am so tempted to not change the text for that reason...

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #301 on: December 26, 2009, 01:01:03 PM »
Note that you won't be able to cast the spell 'while you are being attacked' or 'being targeted by a spell' because it's a standard action to cast, unless you ready an action.
It's all about vision and making reality conform to your vision. By dropping a fucking house on it.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #302 on: December 30, 2009, 02:28:50 PM »
http://www.4shared.com/file/184670517/1f9d2f1/Cat_Burglar_Final.html  final version of the 1st cat burglar .pdf is up

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #303 on: December 31, 2009, 01:38:41 AM »
Squee!

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #304 on: January 01, 2010, 01:01:40 PM »
Does level 4 seem fair for the +3 cheeseburger spell?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #305 on: January 07, 2010, 12:45:23 PM »
OK the Epic Kitty spells are up next.  Anyone got any advice on making epic spells I havent done it before.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #306 on: January 09, 2010, 12:46:31 PM »
Edited in first two epic kitty spells

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #307 on: January 10, 2010, 12:33:40 AM »
I like them. They seem fitting.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #308 on: January 11, 2010, 02:05:51 PM »
Editing i nnew Epic kitty magic now,  If anyone can think of a Lolcat inspired idea, toss it forward and I shall includes

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #309 on: January 12, 2010, 03:50:12 AM »
Ceiling cat is watch you (XXXXXX)? :smirk

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #310 on: January 12, 2010, 12:27:14 PM »
Ceiling cat is watch you (XXXXXX)? :smirk
It's a nice title but what would it do?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #311 on: January 12, 2010, 03:20:25 PM »
Ceiling cat is watch you (XXXXXX)? :smirk
It's a nice title but what would it do?
Some sort of Uber-Divination spell, I'd say. Like Metafaculty, but moar? :D Possibly with a chance of TMI as mitigating factor.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #312 on: January 12, 2010, 06:31:05 PM »

This one looks suitable.


As does this one.
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #313 on: January 14, 2010, 12:26:16 PM »
epic spells updated

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #314 on: January 16, 2010, 01:21:46 PM »
Do you guys think it would be an additional Spellcraft DC to change the spell school on Pwnd to something else?  It should be a Necromancy spell.

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #315 on: January 17, 2010, 01:34:22 PM »
Finally got the full text of the new Epic spells up.  Next stop: Kitty Domains and Gawds

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #316 on: January 18, 2010, 12:53:33 AM »
I take it this will superscede the previous spells,prc's,etc.?

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #317 on: January 18, 2010, 04:11:05 AM »
I take it this will superscede the previous spells,prc's,etc.?

this is reworkking them to fit with the new class

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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #318 on: January 19, 2010, 02:54:27 AM »
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Re: Uncle Kitties Handbook O' Kittehs
« Reply #319 on: January 19, 2010, 10:28:55 AM »
Kitty Domains



Purr Domain
Granted Power: Spells you cast that have a Radius area of effect (and have the Sonic descriptor or are Domain spells) are increased +5 ft.  For example if the spell normally affects a 20' radius it now effects a 25' radius.
1:Insidious Rhythm
2:Dissonant Chant
3:Tremor
4:Battle Hymn?
5:Resonating Agony
6:Sympathetic Vibration
7:The Death Purr*
8:Earthquake
9:Implosion


Dander Domain
Granted Power: The Difficulty Class for Saving Throws against your Domain spells is +2.
1:Wall of Dander (Smoke)
2:Cloud of Bewilderment
3:Prickling Torment
4:Whelm, Mass
5:Dander Blast*
6:Overwhelm
7:Choking Dander (Cobwebs)
8:Dander Explosion*
9:Dander Tornado*


Mischief Domain
Granted Power: Add Bluff, Hide, and Move Silently to your Class Skill list.
1:You Has A Flavor Too*
2:Baleful Transposition
3:A Cat's Revenge*
4:It Was the Dog
5:Phantasmal Thief
6:Mislead
7:Gimme A Break Here
8:Otto's Irresistible Dance
9:Time Stop


Big Kitty Domain
Granted Power: You gain the Powerful Build ability described on page 12 of the Expanded Psionics Handbook.
1:Divine Favor
2:Bulls Strength
3:Longcat*
4:Divine Power
5:Bite of the Weretiger
6:Tenser's Transformation
7:Giant Size
8:Leonal's Roar
9:Big Kitty*


Help! Domain
Granted Power: You cast Conjuration (Summoning) spells at +2 Caster Level.
1:Summon Feline I*
2:Summon Feline II*
3:Summon Feline III*
4:Summon Feline IV*
5:Summon Feline V*
6:Summon Feline VI*
7:Summon Feline VII*
8: Summon Feline VIII*
9:Summon Feline !X*


Sneaky Sneakies Domain
Granted Power: Once per day you can automatically succeed on a Hide or Move Silently roll.  You must choose before rolling your skill check to use this ability.  
1:Disguise Self
2:Invisibility
3:Invisibility Sphere
4:Invisibility, Greater
5:False Vision
6:Mislead
7:Invisibility, Mass
8:Screen
9:Invisibility, Superior


Curiosity Domain
Granted Power: You may cast Divination Spells at +1 Caster Level.
1:Detect Secret Doors
2:Detect Thoughts
3:Clairaudience/Clairvoyance
4:Scrying
5:Ceiling Cat*
6:True Seeing
7:Scrying, Greater
8:Prying Eyes, Greater
9:Foresight


Begging Domain
Granted Power: You may add Bluff, Diplomacy, and Knowledge (Local) to your Class Skills.
1:Friendly Face
2:Entice Gift
3:Prayer
4:Minor Creation
5:Major Creation
6:Heroes Feast
7:Gimme A Break Here*
8:True Creation
9:Unbinding


Hissing Fury Domain
Granted Power:You are immune to Fear Effects.
1:Cause Fear
2:Scare
3:Evil Eye
4:Fear
5:Wail of Doom
6:Aura of Terror
7:Evil Glare
8:Shout, Greater
9:Power Meow Kill


Nap Domain
Granted Power:You are immune to Sleep effects.
1:Sleep
2:Daze Monster
3:Deep Slumber
4:Remove Fatigue
5:Symbol of Sleep
6:Endless SLumber
7:Hiss of Sleep
8:Power Meow Stun
9:Nappy Times*


Scamper Domain
Granted Power: You add Balance, Climb, Jump, and Tumble to your Class Skill List.
1:Expeditious Retreat
2:Spider Climb
3:Haste
4:Air Walk
5:Dimension Jumper
6:Primal Speed
7:Unicorn Heart
8:Celerity, Greater
9:Dimension Jumper, Greater


Catnip Domain
Granted Power:You gain a +2 Sacred (or Profane) Bonus against Illusion and Enchantment spells.
1:Distract
2:Delusions of Grandeur
3:Reality Blind
4:Nightmare Terrain
5:Mind Fog
6:Illusory Pit
7:Dream Sight
8:Maddening Whispers
9:Sublime Revelry


Cat Domain
Granted Power: Once per day you can automatically succeed at one Reflex Save.
1: Lightfoot
2: See Invisibility
3: Lion's Charge
4: Greater Invisibility
5: Shadow Form
6: Mass Suggestion
7: Greater Teleport
8: Sympathy
9: Death by Overcuteness


All Domain spells not in the PHB may be found here or in the Spell Compendium.  Spells marked with * are new spells listed under Kitty Magic.


KITTEH GAWDS

[table=head]Deity|Alignment|Domains|
The Great Kitteh in Da Sky|Chaotic Good|Celestial, Glory, Good, Nobility, Sky|
The Bad Kitteh in Da Night|Chaotic Evil|Darkness, Domination, Evil, Kitty (Dragon) Below, Shadow, Wrath|
Outside Cat|Chaotic Good|Begging, City, Good, Sneaky Sneakies|
Mawm|Chaotic Good|Community, Family, Good, Healing, Truth|
The Mean Kitteh|Chaotic Evil|Dander, Destruction, Evil, Hissing Fury, Purr|
Itty Bitty|Chaotic Neutral|Curiosity, Help!, Mischief, Scamper|
Goober|Chaotic Neutral|Chaos, Luck, Mischief, Trickery|
The Alley Kat|Chaotic Neutral|Big Kitty, Courage, Retribution, Strength, War|
Housecat|Chaotic Neutral|Catnip, Charm, Nap, Protection|
Blue Eyes|Chaotic Evil|Death, Evil, Hissing Fury, Sneakie Sneakies|
Charmaine Pussyfoot|Chaotic Good|Celerity, Liberation, Trickery|
Mrrow|Neutral|Cat, Celerity, Charm, Trickery|[/table]
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