Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148040 times)

emissary666 · « **Reply #780 on:** September 24, 2008, 01:13:29 AM »

Wish granted; you say a pun to the mirror and die

I wish the word "palindrome" was a palindrome

Elennsar · « **Reply #781 on:** September 24, 2008, 01:25:51 AM »

Wish granted!

However, as you don't speak the language of the Hutts, this is of no use to you.

I wish that China would be attacked by zombies.

emissary666 · « **Reply #782 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:49:26 AM »

Wish granted; what starts as a small out break in china leads to a world wide zombie war.

I wish for the granter of this wish to be granted two wishes

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #783 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:03:39 PM »

Wish granted. But he's going to donate one to the next poster.

I wish that I could make myself unaware of things...

emissary666 · « **Reply #784 on:** September 24, 2008, 12:39:01 PM »

Wish granted; you cut out your eyes, tongue, and nose/nasal cavity. You then stab your self in the ears and surgically remove your nerve endings. That was really disturbing to even type.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone uses a word with a vowel in it
I wish for a lifetime supply of oreos

Elennsar · « **Reply #785 on:** September 24, 2008, 03:10:22 PM »

Wish granted! However, it is in the form of Monopoly money.

Wish granted! You recieve one Oreo. When you eat it, you die a horrible death from poison.

I wish that Survivor was set up so that instead of being voted off the island, losers would be sacrificed in a cannibalistic feast.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #786 on:** September 24, 2008, 06:55:17 PM »

Wish granted, and the first contestant voted off shall be, Elennsar!

I wish for safe direct brain-computer linkage technology.

emissary666 · « **Reply #787 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:00:46 PM »

Wish granted; a mindflayer eats your brain before you can try it

I wish for an immortal lifetime of eating oreos

Elennsar · « **Reply #788 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:03:09 PM »

Wish granted! However, you are unable to eat anything other oreos. Sick of the taste after the fifty millionth oreo, you kill yourself to avoid having to eat another oreo.

I wish that a dragon would attack Boston.

Risada · « **Reply #789 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:18:36 PM »

Wish granted! A dragon attacks Boston when you are visiting it.

I wish the world enters a new glacial age.

Elennsar · « **Reply #790 on:** September 24, 2008, 09:19:38 PM »

Wish granted!

You are murdered by a frenzied pack of scientists.

I wish that I was the dragon attacking Boston.

emissary666 · « **Reply #791 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:00:20 AM »

Wish granted; Godzilla is visiting Boston and kills you

I wish I knew how to spell palindrome

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #792 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:06:46 AM »

Wish Granted! You even win the Spelling Bee but doing so sparks the jealous hatred of the second-place contestant. He murders you in his sleep (that's right, his sleep).

I wish that finding a job related to writing that didn't suck was easier.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #793 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:22:56 AM »

Wish granted, you become the next Stephen King. (Yes, that was corrupted...)

I wish for non-poisoned crackers to go with my cheese.

Nox_Noctis · « **Reply #794 on:** September 25, 2008, 01:31:46 AM »

Wish Granted! Your cheese is poisoned instead.

I wish that I could sustain my body healthily without the tedium of eating.

Elennsar · « **Reply #795 on:** September 25, 2008, 02:29:36 AM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, you discover that the price for this is that your body reacts to oxygen as if it was a poison. You die.

I wish that there really had been only one Highlander movie.

Vynar · « **Reply #796 on:** September 26, 2008, 03:35:35 AM »

Granted but it was directed by Uwe Boel (I don't know how to spell his name)

I wish that the next poster is actually the Highlander disguised as an AOL free trial cd.

Elennsar · « **Reply #797 on:** September 26, 2008, 03:44:10 AM »

Whoa! That is twisted.

Wish granted! However, suspecting that you are an Immortal, I behead you.

I wish that someone could top Vynar's granting of the Highlander movie wish.

woodenbandman · « **Reply #798 on:** September 27, 2008, 09:25:09 PM »

Wish Granted! Whatever the hell that movie was, there's no way that it's better than Shoot Em Up.

I wish that you could make me bigger...

Agita · « **Reply #799 on:** September 27, 2008, 09:59:05 PM »

Wish granted. I could make you bigger. I don't.

I wish for the ability to time travel at will.

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