Author Topic: Wish Granted! (Read 148050 times)

Elennsar · « **Reply #720 on:** September 09, 2008, 10:40:26 PM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, the music files are infested with viruses and your laptop crashes. When you try and fix it, it explodes.

I wish that I was able to use telekinesis.

emissary666 · « **Reply #721 on:** September 09, 2008, 10:55:36 PM »

Wish granted; you understand how to use it, you just don't have it.

I wish that the world didn't end tomorrow.

Vynar · « **Reply #722 on:** September 09, 2008, 11:06:20 PM »

Wish granted! However tomorrow the world elects the hosts of the View (never actually saw it) to rule the earth.... wait mulligan.............. it ends today

I wish Sir Schmoopy was elected president

Elennsar · « **Reply #723 on:** September 10, 2008, 12:11:19 AM »

Um, not to derail, but I said I wish I could use it.

Sir Schmoopy is elected president. He is assassinated by a ninja.

I wish that I could use "ninja porn" as the subject for standardized testing writing assignments.

Prime32 · « **Reply #724 on:** September 10, 2008, 07:11:17 AM »

Quote from: Elennsar on September 10, 2008, 12:11:19 AM

Um, not to derail, but I said I wish I could use it.

Yes, and you are able to use it, you just don't have it. You would have perfect control if you did, though.

emissary666 · « **Reply #725 on:** September 10, 2008, 03:26:59 PM »

Wish granted; an angry ninja porn star kills you for revealing his career.

I wish I had uncontrolled telekinesis

Elennsar · « **Reply #726 on:** September 10, 2008, 03:36:50 PM »

Ahhhhh. Okay. Moving on.

Wish granted! Your telekinesis lifts up the kilt of a Scot with a very small penis when he's trying to impress a woman. He kills you.

I wish that all people who wears miniskirts would have bad tempers.

Vynar · « **Reply #727 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:38:51 PM »

Granted...... in your terrible fit of rage you break into a store and are arrested.

I wish that the next person gets a bonus wish

Elennsar · « **Reply #728 on:** September 10, 2008, 05:40:47 PM »

Um, I don't wear miniskirts. Or any other kind. But since that's too funny to deny, moving on.

Granted! Since I'm the next person, I wish that I was able to summon the spirit of Bruce Lee to do my bidding AND that at least some of the consequences would be funny.

emissary666 · « **Reply #729 on:** September 10, 2008, 06:15:15 PM »

Wish granted; the spirit hits you with a rubber chicken then chases you around as the Benny Hill theme plays.

I wish I had an immunity to arsenic.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #730 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:21:58 AM »

Wish granted, you suffer a fatal heart attack and are therefore completely immune to the effects of arsenic.

I wish for infinite, unspoilable whole milk.

Elennsar · « **Reply #731 on:** September 11, 2008, 01:31:15 AM »

Wish granted! Unfortunately, it appears inside your body, which means that as it increases to the size of infinity your body explodes, and to make things worse, it destroys the whole universe.

I wish that I had a videotape of Bruce Lee's spirit chasing me around to the Benny Hill theme, to show the people not reading this thread.

Vynar · « **Reply #732 on:** September 11, 2008, 04:09:15 AM »

Granted! Unfortunately, the Lee family retains the rights to the the film and wins all of your possessions in court.

I wish that the north pole was replaced with a giant club sandwich.

Elennsar · « **Reply #733 on:** September 11, 2008, 04:15:55 AM »

Wish granted! The shift to the planet's orbit causes it to spin wildly out of control and crash into the sun.

I wish I could come up with more creative things to happen for people's wishes.

Vynar · « **Reply #734 on:** September 11, 2008, 06:47:27 PM »

Granted but they all involve a terrible death for you.

I wish to go bowling with Thor.

Elennsar · « **Reply #735 on:** September 11, 2008, 06:49:03 PM »

Wish granted! Thor uses you as a bowling ball.

I wish that other people would be making wishes.

TheWordSlinger · « **Reply #736 on:** September 13, 2008, 03:18:58 AM »

Wish Granted, however...

I wish Elennsar dies in the most horribly painful method possible.

emissary666 · « **Reply #737 on:** September 13, 2008, 11:13:19 AM »

Wish granted; this is the second uncorrupted wish in the thread!

I wish could smash atoms with my mind

Kai · « **Reply #738 on:** September 13, 2008, 01:20:33 PM »

Wish granted! A scientific toy maker comes out with a line of plushies featuring protons, electrons, atoms, etc. By some weird chance you have the mental power to take two of the atom plushies and smash them together. You're a hit at parties.

I wish I had enough money to hire a poop-picker-upper for our dog.

Elennsar · « **Reply #739 on:** September 13, 2008, 01:28:45 PM »

Wish granted! He makes a cake of the poop and gives it to you for your birthday.

I wish that the people who believe that the (insert historical event) is a lie would be made to relive it, over and over again.

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