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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #700 on: September 09, 2008, 12:52:03 AM »
Granted, the militant Wicans bring him to life so they can kill him again, and then they find out it's your fault so they kill you too.

I wish that I would be invulnerable to everything.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #701 on: September 09, 2008, 01:06:35 AM »
Wish granted! You are invulnerable to everything each and every 7th Tuesday of the month. Enjoy!



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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #702 on: September 09, 2008, 01:26:33 AM »
Wish granted! The new and improved drink now has 100% more flavor due to the addition of the new secret ingredient! People! Congratulations on being in the first  soda reduced for this exciting new product line!

I wish for the single greatest pair of pants ever created!

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #703 on: September 09, 2008, 01:39:16 AM »
I wish for the single greatest pair of pants ever created!

Wish Granted!

As all great poker players know, the greatest pair you can have is a pair of aces.  You are bestowed with a pair of pants made entirely of ACE inhibitors.  Due to the overdose, you suffer massive kidney disease.

I wish for 25 more dollars in my iTunes account.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #704 on: September 09, 2008, 02:32:31 AM »
Granted, and the DRM of the music reaches out and strangles you, hoping to bring apple more money.

I wish that I could have all the music in the entire world that exists at this very moment for free and in perfect order on my Zune...

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #705 on: September 09, 2008, 04:11:54 AM »
Granted........ this includes Tay Zonday and Britney Spears which you must listen to in order to start up any player. Good luck.

I wish that I invented the hover-sandwich.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #706 on: September 09, 2008, 08:57:07 AM »
Wish granted; You steal the idea from someone else and get sent to white collar prison.

I wish I could shoot bees out of my mouth
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #707 on: September 09, 2008, 09:13:00 AM »
Wish granted. The bees fly out of your mouth and then turn around and sting you to death.

I wish that I was completely invulnerable to all attacks, and all forms of damage, and otherwise totally unable to harmed...
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #708 on: September 09, 2008, 09:23:36 AM »
Wish granted; every 2nd Tuesday of a leap year ending in '12, you become invulnerable for 5 second at 2:46AM.

I wish the bee's I shoot out of my mouth didn't try to kill me.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #709 on: September 09, 2008, 09:27:22 AM »
What? I don't get oblierated? : p

The bees shoot of your mouth, turn around, and sting you. You suffer constant excruciating pain until you kill yourself to end the misery.

I wish that I was dangling from a cliff, with six hundred people I want to see die at the bottom.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #710 on: September 09, 2008, 06:58:51 PM »
Wish granted; they are all cheering for you to let go and fall to your death.

I wish my bees would not sting me.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #711 on: September 09, 2008, 07:08:01 PM »
Wish granted. It seems your bees are mutations that are unable to sting. They are, however, perfectly capable of biting, as you find out.

I wish I had telepathy out to 100 ft. and Mindsight.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #712 on: September 09, 2008, 07:16:41 PM »
Wish Granted! You can't turn it off, and go insane.

I wish that my Ghost was simultaneously able to haunt the militant wiccans and he who granted my wish in such a way that they killed me twice.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #713 on: September 09, 2008, 07:25:42 PM »
Granted! Unfortunately, the Wiccans use this thread to gain the ability to enslave ghosts and cause them great amounts of pain.

I wish that all Bards were required to put max ranks in Preform (Berry White Music)

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #714 on: September 09, 2008, 09:26:21 PM »
Wish granted!

All bards put max ranks into Preform (Berry White Music). Unfortunately, they discover they can only play it while using musical instrumpet that incites homicidal rage in anyone who hears it played. They all die.

I wish that the Pope was an honest, incorruptible, and spiritual individual, just like he's supposed to be.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #715 on: September 09, 2008, 09:43:20 PM »
Wish granted; the Catholic Church is overthrown by North Korea, because Kim Jong Il is more of an honest, incorruptible, and spiritual person than ANY Pope could ever wish to be.

I wish I was a 60' tall wasp and that every few years I rise out of the ocean around Japan and torment Tokyo!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #716 on: September 09, 2008, 09:48:01 PM »
Wish granted. After a few years, you are slain by Godzilla.

I wish that all idiots spontaneously caught on fire.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #717 on: September 09, 2008, 10:13:02 PM »
Wish granted! They combust and die. They probably deserved it.

I wish for a comfy computer chair.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #718 on: September 09, 2008, 10:17:27 PM »
Wish granted! Your computer share is so comfortable that you never want to get out of it. You starve to death.

I wish that the presidental election had two canidates equally worth supporting.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #719 on: September 09, 2008, 10:37:36 PM »
Wish granted; Chuck Norris versus Bruce Lee, who ever wins, we lose

I wish I had more music on my laptop
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