Wish Granted!

[DetectiveJabsco]

Wish Granted, PM me some time.

I wish for a left shoe

[emissary666]

Wish granted; it is firmly planted up your arse, by me (thanks for letting me hate you!)

I wish for the Middle East to become a happy land of joy and peace, where children play and there is no hate or war and for all of that violence to be transfered to Australia, for them to be doomed to civil war.

[fil kearney]

Wish granted; it is firmly planted up your arse, by me (thanks for letting me hate you!)

I wish for the Middle East to become a happy land of joy and peace, where children play and there is no hate or war and for all of that violence to be transfered to Australia, for them to be doomed to civil war.

Granted: The magnetic poles of the earth shift, and now australia has been aligned in rotation where the middle east once was.  The amonts of changes to the climate and weather patterns on the planet will extinguish nearly all life.  Nice work.

I wish I hadn't made that comment earlier about batman being shitty before actually seeing the movie.  Turned out to be pretty good after all!

[emissary666]

Wish granted; your comment is changed to batman being good, and now you think the movie is shitty

I wish for someone else to have a wish

[TheWordSlinger]

Wish granted.

I wish for a normal, non-vorpal, birthday cake.

[emissary666]

wish granted; it gives you a tape worm

I wish for another screening of Halloween at my local cinema.

[DetectiveJabsco]

Wish Granted, but there is a projector malfunction, The whole place including you burns to the ground.

I wish for coffee money

[emissary666]

Wish granted; coffee becomes an illegal drug and you are shot to death by the DEA.

I wish that everyone who thinks that fourth edition dungeons and dragons is good gets beaten to death by 4E PHB

[Chemus]

Wish granted! When the 4E PHB is done with all three of them (), it comes after you!

I wish that I was able to use the intarweb on breaks at work again.

[emissary666]

wish granted; your boss gives you a "intarweb", an notice that you no longer have vacations, weekends, holidays, breaks, personal days, hours off, or bathroom breaks

I wish for something to wish for

[Nox_Noctis]

Wish granted! You wish you died. Robin Williams, as the Genie, makes it absolutely hilarious though, if that's any consolation.

I wish for a tropical jungle to jump into outer space to collide with a nearby asteroid, thus averting Earth's utter annihilation.

[DetectiveJabsco]

Wish Granted, Though the loss of that many trees makes it impossible to breath: World lives, we die.

I wish for a tea spoon.

[AndyJames]

Wish Granted, Though the loss of that many trees makes it impossible to breath: World lives, we die.

I wish for a tea spoon.

Wish granted. You were so happy getting the spoon, you didn't see the rock in front of you. YOu trip over it and stab yourself in the eye with the spoon.

I wish people would really get educated about the environment instead of just spewing greenie propaganda (yes, DJ, this is directed at you for your "impossible to breathe" comment) like last night's vomit.

[DetectiveJabsco]

Wish Granted, People no longer spew propaganda, just the vomit, It is a much dirtier world...thanks.

I wish for my eye to be fixed.

(Also, I just thought of a quick fix, or a stereotype)

[emissary666]

Wish granted; your eye gets sprayed

I wish for a dead fly

[Agita]

Wish granted. Someone Polymorphs you into a fly and kills you with a flyswatter.

I wish for a typo.

[Prime32]

Wish granted: You receive a type.

I wish for Sunic_Flames and aelrynth to switch bodies.

[AndyJames]

Wish granted. The Earth vanishes in a massive improbability event as logic and anti-logic meets.

I wish for weekends to last for 7 days and have 48 hours per day.

[Chemus]

Wish Granted! You now have to work split-shifts on weekends.

I wish that everyone understood what I say.

[emissary666]

Wish granted; you now have corprolallia too.

I wish for this wish not to be granted, the granting of which brings me delicious non-existent cake