Wish Granted! You actually make interesting wishes, much to the shock and surprise of all in this thread (seriously, wishing for an amusing granting...), which, in turn, causes them to suspect that you are actually an Aleax. With only one way to be sure, we all attempt to kill you. Unfortunately, Stratovarius finally comes back and beats everyone else (literally) to the kill... with his paperweight. Oh, it turns out you weren't an Aleax, too, so Stratovarius didn't get any nifty benefits from killing you.
I wish to know why my gameology-fu dropped when I was not even on the forum (seriously, it dropped sometime in the past two days when I lacked internet access: 0=>1=>2=>1=>2=>1=>0 has been my gameology-fu without any explanation, and I don't post often enough in the CO area to actually be posting inaccurate information or advice, so I can only assume someone thinks I'm an asshole, and would very much like to know who, if only so that we may agree to disagree [or, at best, so that I might try to improve myself in whatever aspect that person detests]).