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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #120 on: May 27, 2008, 01:09:01 PM »
I wish to see more giant monsters destroying downtown tokyo.

Wish granted!  You rent Godzilla and its sequels from Blockbuster...


I wish Gamer_Zer0 wasn't a jerk.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #121 on: May 27, 2008, 02:49:10 PM »
Wish granted! The universe no  longer exists. And neither does Gamer_Zero. Since he doesn't exist, he's not  a jerk.

I wish to get a good grade on my test.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #122 on: May 27, 2008, 03:27:39 PM »
Wish granted. You pass the test with flying colours. Your grade for the year on the other hand... Well, I hope you like summer school.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #123 on: May 27, 2008, 03:39:37 PM »
Wish granted; everyone is running so many games, no one has time to play in any.  They all collapse.

I wish I didn't have to do all this packing myself.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #124 on: May 27, 2008, 05:04:49 PM »
Wish granted!  People come help you pack your stuff into their suitcases, and they carry it away.

I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #125 on: May 27, 2008, 05:11:22 PM »
Wish granted! Everyone but you loses the ability to make wishes, thus ending this game.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #126 on: May 27, 2008, 05:43:25 PM »
Wish granted. You pass the test with flying colours. Your grade for the year on the other hand... Well, I hope you like summer school.

Heh. I'm -in- summer classes right now. And I -do- like it. :-P
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #127 on: May 27, 2008, 11:13:42 PM »
Getting things back on track...

I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes.

Wish granted! You have the ability to grant your own wishes, only they always have mysteriously horrible side effects.



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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #128 on: May 27, 2008, 11:15:31 PM »
Getting things back on track...

I wish I had the ability to grant my own wishes.

Wish granted! You have the ability to grant your own wishes, only they always have mysteriously horrible side effects.

Heh, I was waiting for Dan2 to wish the thread back into existence.  :P

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #129 on: May 28, 2008, 01:38:47 AM »
... (I think his wish was denied)...

I wish I wasn't the only one who could get wishes granted...

It was lonely on top... :'(
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #130 on: May 28, 2008, 06:09:24 AM »
Wish granted. Now everyone can have wishes granted. The world spirals into chaos. Also, someone wishes you don't have feet and can't wish them back. Oddly, that wish is granted without side effect.

I wish I had a cool Fedora and a purple Pimp Suit.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #131 on: May 28, 2008, 06:24:29 AM »
Wish Granted.  You are promptly arrested due to profiling and have a horrific couple of nights in jail while the public defender finds time for you.

I wish last call in Utah was later than 1am.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #132 on: May 28, 2008, 06:27:49 AM »
Wish granted. Last call is now at 1:01am.

I wish the public defender finds time for me before the first night in jail.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #133 on: May 28, 2008, 08:45:24 AM »
He does. You get a brief 'Hello' as he walks past to talk to someone else.

I wish to live on a giant starship.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #134 on: May 28, 2008, 11:00:00 AM »
Wish granted. You live on the starship. Unfortunately, all the air and whatnot are IN the starship. "Your head asplode", as they say.

I wish I could get this stupid writing done so I could go fishing.



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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #135 on: May 28, 2008, 02:55:05 PM »
Wish granted. The writing magically finishes all by itself. You break your`e fishing pole trying to land the biggest salmon you have ever seen. Noone ever belives the story.  :fu

I wish I was a Ninja.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #136 on: May 28, 2008, 04:02:18 PM »
You gain a single level in the Ninja class. All the optimizers laugh at your choice.

I wish for a private, habitable, planet.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #137 on: May 28, 2008, 05:49:05 PM »
Wish Granted! Unfortunately, your planet is in the middle of a proposed bypass and it seems you did not bother to file any of the appropriate forms even though they've been sitting in an office for fifty years.

I wish to be impervious to all negative effects of wishes while retaining my ability to make wishes.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #138 on: May 28, 2008, 08:01:11 PM »
Wish Granted! You're now immune to the negative effects of your wishes, and the positive effects, and the neutral ones for the matter. You can still wish whatever you want tho :P

I wish they all could be california girls :lol
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #139 on: May 29, 2008, 02:22:34 AM »
Wish Granted! Most of them are rude, conceited, and not worth the time because they have so much drama in their lives it's ridiculous (this coming from someone born and raised in California, so I have knowledge of the matter).

I wish for a pony (of doom).
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