Wish Granted!

[skydragonknight]

I wish I never failed my saving throws.

You never fail a saving throw ever again, but you you fail your Grapple against the CR 90 monster truck and are eaten (no save).

I wish to know the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything.

[Akula]

I wish I never failed my saving throws.

You never fail a saving throw ever again, but you you fail your Grapple against the CR 90 monster truck and are eaten (no save).

I wish to know the ultimate question to life, the universe and everything.

Wish granted: Why?

I wish I had a DM that would let me break the game.

[Radijs]

Granted. Your dream DM is a metagaming, railroading, powergaming, rules-lawyering, munchkining drama queen who tries to make the game 'realistic'.
After all Fair's fair.

I wish for calamity upon myself.

[Stratovarius]

Everything you touch for the rest of your life rots.

I wish for a giant tentacle beast. [This should be fun]

[AfterCrescent]

Wish granted. Your giant tentacle beast has the heart, soul, and mind of a puppy. It's adorable and doesn't do any of the terrible things you had hoped for.

I wish for an icecream cone, with icecream.

[Stratovarius]

Wish granted. You get three fresh scoops of rhubarb and avacado icecream, in a red pepper cone.

I wish for a puppy.

[Smudgy]

(Blatantly imitates aftercrescent, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!) Wish Granted! Your puppy has the heart, mind, and soul of....a tomato. It justs sits there and rots and gets really gross.(Have you ever seen a rotten tomato?)

I wish I had the powers of Superman.

[AfterCrescent]

Wish granted. You have the powers of Superman. And the weaknesses. And a collar of kryptonite with a broken latch so you can't take it off.

I wish to be flattered more.

[skydragonknight]

Wish granted. Everything everyone ever tells you for the rest of your life is a lie. You are flattered often.

I wish my monster truck and stratovarius's tentacle beast would get into a fight in Downtown Tokyo.

[Akula]

Wish granted. Everything everyone ever tells you for the rest of your life is a lie. You are flattered often.

I wish my monster truck and stratovarius's tentacle beast would get into a fight in Downtown Tokyo.

Wish granted. The truck runs over the beast when it failed to look both ways crossing a busy street.

I wish to never make a fool of myself again.

[SixthDeclension]

Thats easy. My good friend Myself Again avoids you for the rest of his natural life.

I wish that i could cook a grilled cheese without burning it.

[SolEiji]

Thats easy. My good friend Myself Again avoids you for the rest of his natural life.

I wish that i could cook a grilled cheese without burning it.

Wish granted.  Your grilled cheese no longer burns, it EXPLODES when overcooked.

I wish my teeth were indestructible, impervious to rot and otherwise impossible to damage.

[skydragonknight]

I wish my teeth were indestructible, impervious to rot and otherwise impossible to damage.

Wish Granted. Your teeth disappear from your mouth, but wherever they are, they are indestructible.

I wish I could time travel in my car like in the movie Back to the Future

[Stratovarius]

You can. However, the dial is stuck on Europe in the 1350s.

I wish to be 6'10", naturally.

[SolEiji]

Wish Granted. Your teeth disappear from your mouth, but wherever they are, they are indestructible.

I wish I could time travel in my car like in the movie Back to the Future

Someone posted while I was doing it.  Here's what I had...

Granted.  You time travel whenever you hit 88 miles per hour, and yes, you can set how far back you go safely too.  On whim, you got back about a month to test it... and appear in deep space, as one month ago the earth was not at the spot you were.

And now....

I wish to be 6'10", naturally.

Granted.  You grow to 6'10" size due to natural giantism.  Your heart weakens and you die.

I wish I had some salad dressing. 

[Nox_Noctis]

Wish Granted! You obtain a bottle of salad dressing. Much to your dismay, however, the mortician discovers you died of arsenic poisoning.

I wish to be Derek Zoolander.

[AfterCrescent]

Wish granted. You are arrested for attempting to assassinate the Malaysian Prime Minister.


I wish for a chili dog from Checkers (the restaurant).

[Stratovarius]

Wish granted. You also have truly horrible gas, and everyone flees as you come near.

I wish for a giant panda.

[Optimator]

Wish granted.  Bad news: You catch panda-scratch fever.  Good news:  Ted Nugent writes a hit song about it and plays at your closed-casket funeral.

I wish to accurately predict the future.

[skydragonknight]

Wish granted! You accurately predict your own death in 5 seconds.

I wish to see more giant monsters destroying downtown tokyo.