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Wish Granted!
« on: May 22, 2008, 04:29:39 AM »
Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then make a wish of your own.

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Poster 1: I wish I was a great dancer.

Poster 2: Wish granted! You are the reigning world champion of the chicken dance...but you have to actually be wearing a chicken costume for your skill to be acknowledged by others.

Please do not try to circumvent the spirit of the game by adding provisions that others cannot screw up your wish or that something bad happens to the grantor instead of the wisher, etc.

And do try to remember this game is for fun and a fatality does not always have to occur for there to be a twist to the wish.


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2008, 05:46:40 AM »
Wish granted. Your first-born child shall be a living chocolate cupcake... that eats puppies.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2008, 06:50:20 AM »
I wish I was Iron Man.
Too easy. :P
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2008, 08:30:56 AM »
You are going to be the biggest dick in the history of mankind. That's something of a con.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2008, 08:53:21 AM »
You pass, but are handed an empty tube on graduation day, as they caught you plagarizing.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2008, 09:03:36 AM »

I wish I had more vacation

Wish granted. You lose your job, and have to sell your apartment to pay the bills. Eventually you end up moving back to your mom.


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2008, 09:25:11 AM »
Wish granted. Unfortunately it is so big you break your back carrying it to the apartment and it falls down and shatters into thousands of pieces.

I wish no-one here spoils this wish.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2008, 10:12:53 AM »
Wish granted. Your wish stays in limbo for eternity, never decaying, never spoiling, but never granted either.

I wish I were wealthy.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 10:52:15 AM »
You win the lottery. A giant pile of tax bills, tax attorneys, tax evasion charges, theft, and general money grubbing have you longing for the days of a small but steady income.

I wish I stayed at age of 21 forever.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2008, 10:54:21 AM »
i wish I could time travel  :D
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2008, 01:04:08 PM »
You win the lottery. A giant pile of tax bills, tax attorneys, tax evasion charges, theft, and general money grubbing have you longing for the days of a small but steady income.

I wish I stayed at age of 21 forever.

Wish granted! yo'll revive the day of your 21 birthday forever.

i wish I could time travel  :D

Wish granted! You can travel back in time at the rate of 1 hour per hour spent concentrating.



I wish this wish to be granted!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2008, 01:16:24 PM »
Your circular wish causes immense causal strain upon the universe. Win a sudden burst, reality dissolves, killing everyone within 10,000 light years.

I wish network TV wasn't so lousy.   

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2008, 01:28:23 PM »
I wish network TV wasn't so lousy.
The giant lice come to your place instead :P

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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 01:30:46 PM »
Your wish is granted. You are now unintelligible to all of mankind, and can never communicate with another human again.

I wish for a secret, underground lair.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 01:45:25 PM »
Your wish is granted. You are now unintelligible to all of mankind, and can never communicate with another human again.

I wish for a secret, underground lair.

Wish granted! There is now an underground lair, somewhere. You'll never know where, tho. :lol

I wish there were more people playing this game :)
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2008, 01:48:03 PM »
I wish there were more people playing this game :)
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2008, 02:10:58 PM »

Wish granted!  You gain the ability to post in this thread again.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 05:38:03 PM »
I wish I had more money in order to purchase gas.

Your wish is granted! You try to purchase gas, but it turns out they don't accept monopoly money.

This is going to be a fun one:
I wish to have a sexy girlfriend with no abnormal psychological impulses.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2008, 05:45:50 PM »
I wish I had more money in order to purchase gas.

Your wish is granted! You try to purchase gas, but it turns out they don't accept monopoly money.

This is going to be a fun one:
I wish to have a sexy girlfriend with no abnormal psychological impulses.

You have a stunningly beautiful girlfriend. After a brilliant evening together, she reveals that she is really a he.

I wish to own a giant pile of flawless diamonds.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2008, 06:26:22 PM »
I wish to own a giant pile of flawless diamonds.

A giant pile of flawless diamonds falls on top of you and kills you. Within the pile are legal documents that back up your claim of ownership. Unfortunately, you're still dead.

I wish the cake was not a lie.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.