Author Topic: Santa Claus (Read 5617 times)

awaken DM golem · « **on:** December 22, 2008, 04:44:17 PM »

Let's see ...

[vile] feat - Obese (-2 dex, +2 con)

Epic Bag(s) of Holding , for all the goodies

Epic Climb checks

SDA - free action Alter Size , to fit in chimneys

SDA - super kobold non-trap springer movement , to get by all those booby trapped chimneys

needs infinite movement somehow.

RUDOLPH - is a polymorphed Beholder , otherwise how does he balance on roof-tops , and the Anti-Magic Eye is the RED nose.
{ ... so they can see through magic Fogs ... }

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #1 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:50:24 PM »

He's a seer/thrallherd. He knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you're awake. And why else would he have mind-slaves to do his bidding and make all of those toys?

Psi-Like Ability: temporal acceleration and compression (infinite duration on both) at will.

[edit] And rudolf isn't a beholder; he's Santa's psicrystal controlling an astral construct body. His nose is actually the psicrystal itself, which can sense anything within 40 ft, regardless of meteorological conditions.

PhaedrusXY · « **Reply #2 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:52:46 PM »

Quote from: Lycanthromancer on December 22, 2008, 04:50:24 PM

He's a seer/thrallherd. He knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you're awake. And why else would he have mind-slaves to do his bidding and make all of those toys?

Psi-Like Ability: temporal acceleration and compression (infinite duration on both) at will.

Maybe he's also a Metamind, or has one as a Thrall, and abuses that + one of the tricks for infinite actions (Temporal Reiteration?).

awaken DM golem · « **Reply #3 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:53:55 PM »

Yeah, the elves ...
aren't they really Halflings with an identity crisis ?!

And he works them like slaves, and they like it.
Thrallherd, hands down.

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #4 on:** December 22, 2008, 04:56:41 PM »

Santa: epic seer 5/thrallherd 10/metamind 10?

He's far too intelligent to take metamind pre-epic.

Maybe that red suit of his is a psychoactive skin of compression that also allows him to survive at sub-freezing temperatures. Perhaps a skin of proteus?

awaken DM golem · « **Reply #5 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:05:10 PM »

He needs QuickDraw to eat all those cookies.

He needs Immune to Disease, to not get diabetes, from all those cookies.

Quote from: little kid voice

Santa , why aren't you dead , yet ?!

Bozwevial · « **Reply #6 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:05:55 PM »

Santa must be Chuck the Ruby Knight Windicator. How else can he visit every house in the world in one night?

...But are we including other planes of existence in his route?

ChristopherGroves · « **Reply #7 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:07:27 PM »

He's clearly a Ruby Knight Vindicator. Sorry, I meant a Christmas Night Package Distributor. Footsteps of the Divine.

If he wanted to he could burn the world up in a fireball. Instead, he's just that fast.

Prime32 · « **Reply #8 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:10:45 PM »

Nah, he's an ultimate magus.

Nothing can change my mind on this.

ChristopherGroves · « **Reply #9 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Bozwevial on December 22, 2008, 05:05:55 PM

Santa must be Chuck the Ruby Knight Windicator. How else can he visit every house in the world in one night?

...But are we including other planes of existence in his route?

If we are, then he's got some druid in there too. Planar Wottzit.

RobbyPants · « **Reply #10 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:14:54 PM »

Massive use of Time Stop and/or Greater Teleport to do the job on one (apparent) night.

Edit:
Greater Teleport is unecessary with enough Time Stops. Plus we know he doesn't teleport.

awaken DM golem · « **Reply #11 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:17:04 PM »

He does have to have a giant pile of Divinations to know whether all those Half-Orc kids
have been naughty or nice ...

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:17:24 PM »

If he gets an infinite temporal acceleration, he doesn't need Quickdraw. And he could simply use metamorphosis (or his skin of proteus) to turn into something immune to disease (or has an insane Con score) and he doesn't have to worry about sugar overload.

woodenbandman · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:17:57 PM »

Dude he's clearly an Unseen Seer. How else would he know how to visit ONLY the nice kids, not to mention sneak in so efficiently and so quickly? He's gotta have Persistent Timestop/Haste. He's a Wizard/Rogue/Unseen Seer/Sacred Exorcist.

By the way: Timestop? Totally persistable. Even if Wizards says you can't.

Lycanthromancer · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:22:04 PM »

Maybe he's a seer/diviner/cerebremancer/thrallherd/metamind. It's his simulacrums that help him get everywhere in one night.

He's an Army of One.

awaken DM golem · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:34:04 PM »

Quote from: woodenbandman on December 22, 2008, 05:17:57 PM

... How else would he know how to visit ONLY the nice kids ...

No, no

He visits the bad kids, too.
They just get a Lump of Coal, to keep warm all winter.
Sucks to be a southern hemisphere bad kid, with no reason to try to keep warm all summer and fall.

But this is more evidence for a Thrallherd.
All those Dwarves used to mine, all those lumps of coal ... wonder about their working conditions. Yes master.

Surreal · « **Reply #16 on:** December 22, 2008, 05:42:51 PM »

Considering what the shopping centres look like, I'm convinced he's a Living Spell Symbol of Insanity.

BowenSilverclaw · « **Reply #17 on:** December 22, 2008, 06:51:32 PM »

Surreal wins the thread

TheChrisWaits · « **Reply #18 on:** December 22, 2008, 08:01:42 PM »

Where are the Ruathar levels?

Negative Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2008, 10:35:16 PM »

Planar Shepherd with arbitrarily fast home plane, with Swift Concentration?

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Author Topic: Santa Claus (Read 5617 times)