Take Advantage of me! aka Meg's been drinking

[Meg]

Good, though it would have been plenty of awesome if you had said yes...as long as you took breaks for things like eating, sleeping, having sex, etc. 

Well, that's a given!  All are must-do's while drinking

[EjoThims]

as long as you took breaks for things like eating, sleeping, having sex, etc. 

You don't need to take breaks from drinking to do any of those things!

[CountArioch]

Bah, doing those things just distract you from drinking.

Eating isn't mandatory, Alcohol turns to calories in your liver, so you have energy taken care of. 

Sleeping isn't needed.  When your body has had enough, you'll just collapse.  Until then, keep going.

And as a wise man once said, "Sex is boring."

[tsuyoshikentsu]

And as a wise man once said, "Sex is boring."

No man who ever said that was wise.

[CountArioch]

And as a wise man once said, "Sex is boring."

No man who ever said that was wise.

Or maybe he was so wise that he just blew your mind right now?

I mean, what's sex, really?  It's a few hours of calisthenics followed by a release of endorphins.  Big deal, I can do that with a trip to the gym followed by a chocolate shake.  Big deal.

[tsuyoshikentsu]

Or maybe he was so wise that he just blew your mind right now?

I mean, what's sex, really?  It's a few hours of calisthenics followed by a release of endorphins.  Big deal, I can do that with a trip to the gym followed by a chocolate shake.  Big deal.

Tell you what.  You can have my gym membership and a lifetime supply of chocolate shakes, and I will take my girlfriend and fuck her wild once a week or more.  We'll see who wins in the end.

[CountArioch]

Me, because then I'd be ripped like hell, kick your ass, steal your girlfriend, then I'd have everything.

[tsuyoshikentsu]

Me, because then I'd be ripped like hell, kick your ass, steal your girlfriend, then I'd have everything.

Or I could wait until you attacked, shoot you, and claim self-defense.

[Tshern]

Me, because then I'd be ripped like hell, kick your ass, steal your girlfriend, then I'd have everything.

Or I could wait until you attacked, shoot you, and claim self-defense.

Just shoot him and say he was poor. You're in America, remember?

[EjoThims]

Just shoot him and say he was poor. You're in America, remember?

That only works in Texas.

[Tshern]

Just shoot him and say he was poor. You're in America, remember?

That only works in Texas.

Yeah, right.

[CountArioch]

I'm going to agree with Tshern here.  A better way to put it is "Maybe not on the west coast or in New England".  In VA, you could pretty much get away with it.

[Meg]

Sex is at the top of my list of enjoyable hobbies.  I for one have a lot of fun with that.

[PhaedrusXY]

Sex is at the top of my list of enjoyable hobbies.  I for one have a lot of fun with that.

+1

[Kuroimaken]

Sex is at the top of my list of enjoyable hobbies.  I for one have a lot of fun with that.

I'd say plus fucking one, but I'd just slash the one.

Shame Meg isn't drunk right now. I kinda pictured her for a sub in spite of being a figure of authority here, but you know what they say... a kitten in bed, a lion out of it. 

Seriously, though. We could use more sub gamers chicks around here*. Heck, we could use more gamer chicks, period.

And before any of you asks, I'm not drunk. My brain is normally wired that way. 

*Here being Brazil.

[Sunic_Flames]

I make my Diplomacy check, converting all who hear me to Fanatical.

...If you can't see the practical applications of this, you fail. If you guess wrong, you Fail.

[tsuyoshikentsu]

I quote myself from here:

Diplimancer: "Thanks for the secret. You, uh.... wanna hook up some time?"
Woman: "Just 'cause I'm Fanatic doesn't mean I'm easy! *SLAPZOR!*

[EjoThims]

I'm going to agree with Tshern here.  A better way to put it is "Maybe not on the west coast or in New England".  In VA, you could pretty much get away with it.

Well, we certainly can't get away with it in the midwest.

I think you're both getting confused with the fact that here in America, if you have enough money, you can get away with anything.

[Tshern]

I'm going to agree with Tshern here.  A better way to put it is "Maybe not on the west coast or in New England".  In VA, you could pretty much get away with it.

I think you're both getting confused with the fact that here in America, if you have enough money, you can get away with anything.

Well, you can, now can't you? Heck, people who had enough money had you go to some stupid fucking war on terror and a few energy companies had the entire state of California in a stranglehold just because they had the money. The religious right is yet another perfect example of crushing people with wealth. People who have money and wake up every day to find new ways to screw the poor can do anything they want.

[EjoThims]

Well, you can, now can't you?

Yes.

People who have money and wake up every day to find new ways to screw the poor can do anything they want.

Indeed.

But that's because they have money; which is a separate fact that in certain areas you can get away with even murdering someone just because they lack money.