He's a ~Traveller of some sort now.
And is able to Time Travel some how.
So he's back in the 21st century, trying to figure out how 4th Edition D&D impacts some future episode of Star Trek the Next Next generation.
Maybe the suicidegirls.com part is an attempt at Thrallherd Sacrifice, to make it into both 4e and future Star Trek.
Wil Wheaton conspiracy starts now/yesterday.