Min/Maxing love

[Tshern]

Eventually, Count. Just wait and you'll find yourself putting your dick into a bottle of whiskey. Happens to every man once in their life and that moment is outright frightening.

[CountArioch]

My dick won't fit into a bottle of whiskey.  I'd need a mason jar.

[Sunic_Flames]

Are we min/maxing love or sex? Because they are two different things. And you can Min/Max Sex.

Both. The first leads to the second eventually, so...

I disagree.  I love my cat, but there's no way I'm ever having sex with her.  I love a cheap cigar and a belt of scotch, but I'm not having sex with those either. 

There are many things I love that I'd never have sex with, and many people that I love who I'd never have sex with.

Except that the context of this thread is romantic love. So no. Unless you're saying your cat is your sexless girlfriend who you're cheating on with a cigar and some booze you've just went outside the context of my post and this thread.

[BowenSilverclaw]

Win

[Dragon Snack]

Happens to every man once in their life...

Only if you're European.

[Graytigeress]

Love comes from trust, communication, respect, and physical attraction.

[woodenbandman]

Vodka feels like love. I thought they were lying when they said it warms you up, but WOW is that first gulp fun! Tastes like liquid shit, though.

[Kuroimaken]

Love comes from trust, communication, respect, and physical attraction.

Agreed. Though sometimes it will come out of one of those way more than the others (in fact, it's often the case).

Depending on which is the "prime love-generating factor" in that case, love lasts more or less... It also depends on whether your partner is giving the same back.