Carson looks in horror as he sees his nice clothes stained with the ether of chicken. He yells at FEORD, "YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT," pulls out a sawed-off shotgun, and leaps at the FEORD, shooting him with several shots in rapid succession, reloading the shells with his teeth.
[spoiler]Carson is immune to disease, due to his demonic posession and tolerance to STDs built up over countless years. By the way, explosive shells.[/spoiler]