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The sounds of the audience fill the arena. A series of four floating platforms floating in space are in the center of the arena. There is a 10 meter gap between each platform. The floors of the platforms are a strong mesh, with what appears to be fire beneath.

A humanoid shape flies into the arena, lands on a platform, closes its wings, and draws its guns.
CODE: 010000110100111101001101010000100100000101010100
TARGET: 010000110100000101010010010100110100111101001110
AWAITING GO CODE
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CODE: 010100100100010101000100

INPUTING GO CODE
GO CODE: 010000110100000101010100
FEORD ACTIVE


[spoiler]Destined Winner: FEORD
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« Last Edit: November 28, 2008, 03:00:41 PM by emissary666 »
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2008, 02:54:38 PM »
The Heart of Spades floats up from beneath the arena, and Carson hops off the side and signals for the pilot to back off. He wipes his brow off, still shaken from his encounter with Bambo and Gunhammer. He runs his fingers over the fresh scars.
"I'm gonna put you in a world o' hurt!"


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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2008, 02:59:19 PM »
RESPONSE: 01010011010101010100001101001011001000000100100101010100001000000100001001001001010101000100001101001000

A gaseous being floats into the center of the arena, "BARRIER EXPANSION" Vile Thought announces as he expands to form a barrier between the spectators and the combatants.

FEORD charges Carson, shooting at him as it runs.
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2008, 03:01:52 PM »
Carson dodges some bullets and swats some others away with his weighted right arm, then charges at the FEORD, twisting and sliding along the ground like a rocket-propelled slinky.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2008, 03:03:45 PM »
FEORD rockets into the air, launching chickens down at Carson
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 04:28:47 PM »
Carson stops and picks up a chicken, laughing at FEORD. "Come on, really? Is that it?"

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 04:46:01 PM »
BIRD FLU BOMB DETONATION IN 3, 2, 1
The chicken explodes in to a mess of feathers, blood, organs, and bone fragments.
[spoiler]If any part of the chicken somehow gets inside Carson, he will catch avian flu[/spoiler]

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 05:13:14 PM »


Carson looks in horror as he sees his nice clothes stained with the ether of chicken. He yells at FEORD,  "YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT," pulls out a sawed-off shotgun, and leaps at the FEORD, shooting him with several shots in rapid succession, reloading the shells with his teeth.

[spoiler]Carson is immune to disease, due to his demonic posession and tolerance to STDs built up over countless years. By the way, explosive shells.[/spoiler]



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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2008, 06:45:11 PM »
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FEORD dodges the blasts while shooting baked chickens at Carson
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2008, 07:21:08 PM »
Carson drops the shotgun, drawing his sword from his side and neatly cuts this flying baked chickens in half. As the chicken flecks hit his coat, his rage rises, and he slices even harder at the horrid poultry.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2008, 07:41:08 PM »
A large meat grinder appears before the chicken gun. FEORD begins to blast chicken organs, blood, feathers, and bone at Carson
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2008, 01:55:10 AM »
Carson collapses in a heap under the pounds of chicken guts. Deep from within his being, a sound rises, and he bursts out of the pile with a loud RAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. He eats his way through the raw chicken guts and bursts out, surging with anger, his muscles rippling, his stature increased by a good 2 feet, and his right arm ripping through what remains of his jacket. He responds to this with a burst of projectile vomit, tinged with a powerful acid.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 11:29:39 AM »
ACTIVATING CHICKEN SPONGE
FEORD launches a very dry chicken, which absorbs the vomit and hits Carson, exploding, covering his with his own vomit. FEORD then grabs control of The Heart of Spades and crashes it into the arena with his technokinesis
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 01:01:09 PM »
Carson's skin burns but is quickly regrown, and he stomps toward the FEORD and leaps towards it, smashing its faceplate twice with his giant arm as the platform he was standing on moments ago shakes and explodes behind him.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2008, 07:34:19 PM »
FEORD's face plat bends in before popping back out
LAUNCHING FIRE CHICKEN
Several flaming chickens come flying toward Carson
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2008, 12:26:40 PM »
Carson stands as the fiery chickens bounce off of him. Haw haw haw, you cannot defeat me with mere poultry. Now prepare to die!

Carson pulls out a gigantic sword, and swings at the FEORD in a wide arc.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2008, 03:15:29 PM »
FEORD dodges
INITIALIZING CHEKHOV'S CHICKEN
FEORD launches a chicken that lands 10 meters from Carson, it will be important later.
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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2008, 03:29:20 PM »
Carson swings his large sword, which extends at the apex of each swing, at the FEORD, slicing the floor in several places, and scoring several glancing blows, which dent the FEORD's body and wings.

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Re: Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2008, 06:15:41 PM »
Suddenly Chekhov's chicken blocks the blow. FEORD shoots Carson in chest.
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