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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #80 on: January 17, 2009, 12:08:49 AM »
granted.  However, heat cannot come from nowhere, so the sun goes out.

I wish comic book heroes were real.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #81 on: January 17, 2009, 01:24:19 AM »
Wish Granted! Now all comic book heroes are real humans, and have all the foibles and faults that they've been given throughout their stories. Also, there are super-villains who are introduced on top of all the crap humanity already has produced. It's a net loss.

I wish that I'd had an earlier lunch today.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #82 on: January 17, 2009, 12:56:16 PM »
Wish granted! But you didn't quite finish cooking that fish. Should I call an ambulance?

I wish Son of a Witch had a more concise, less rushed seeming ending, where the characters hadn't suddenly gone to shit! (sorry, I get tetchy about books I read...)

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #83 on: January 18, 2009, 04:09:12 AM »
Granted! However you go blind and thus cannot read it.

I wish for a strip tease from Zeke.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #84 on: January 20, 2009, 02:57:14 PM »
Granted!  It's everything you hoped for... and more! (I'll leave that to your discretion)

I wish I didn't have a cold.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #85 on: January 20, 2009, 06:09:11 PM »
granted.  As you burst into flames, you wish you had chosen your words more carefully.

I wish I didn't have to go to class.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #86 on: January 20, 2009, 06:20:10 PM »
Wish granted, you wake up with the plague!

I wish I had more beer.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #87 on: January 20, 2009, 06:24:53 PM »
Wish granted.  your current location floods with beer, and you drown.

I wish I was immune to the plague, retroactively.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2009, 06:16:14 AM »
Wish Granted!  You have to go to class.

I wish diseases had shorter-lived symptoms.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2009, 07:49:49 AM »
Wish Granted!  You have to go to class.

I wish diseases had shorter-lived symptoms.
Granted, Diseases now mutate the victim horribly and end upon transmitting to a new carrier.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #90 on: February 09, 2009, 04:51:06 PM »
Wish granted. You're dead.

I wish I'd woken up on time today...
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #91 on: February 09, 2009, 05:01:00 PM »
Granted! But you were scheduled to wake up after all of your other commitments for the day passed.

I wish for Jumanji to be real and for the board game to fall into the wrong hands.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2009, 05:08:55 PM »
Granted!  The board game has fallen into my hands but I don't have anyone to play it with so it sits in my closet.

I wish that I had gotten to eat a real breakfast this morning.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2009, 07:27:12 PM »
Wish granted! Your breakfast was prepared by a tribesman from Africa. The worms are still crawling around inside your stomach.

I wish for sudden inspiration.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2009, 09:59:11 PM »
Granted.  You realize just what it will take for everyone to get along, and this time no one will have to die for saying it.  But just before you can tell anyone, the Earth is destroyed by the Vogons to make way for a new hyperspace bypass......

I wish Taylor hadn't stolen my d20 Modern books

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2009, 10:09:55 PM »
Wish granted!  Taylor burned them.

I wish Josh's BW game would get underway, so we can get more evidential information on the game than "burning characters takes a phunkin' long time".
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #96 on: February 10, 2009, 07:26:04 AM »
Wish granted!  Josh is a raging asshole and privates the whole subforum.

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Anyway, this cake is great!  It's so delicious and moist.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #97 on: February 11, 2009, 10:22:04 PM »
Granted! Your friends declare the game unbalanced and never play it with you again!

I wish that Nanshork played that Jumangi game with Zeke, Meg, and Josh.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #98 on: February 11, 2009, 11:06:13 PM »
Wish granted! They also invite you and you all get eaten by tigers and then the house burns down. Sorry.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #99 on: February 14, 2009, 05:07:04 AM »
Wish granted!  You are now part of System.

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I wish for a single gold piece.
Anyway, this cake is great!  It's so delicious and moist.

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