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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2009, 02:52:16 PM »
Granted! You attempt to hide it in your attic however which collapses on you.

I wish the perfect tv so that I may view football.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2009, 11:17:40 PM »
Granted. The TV is so perfect in fact, that when the ball hits the camera it keeps going, knocking you unconscious and into a coma.

I wish to be happily omnipotent.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2009, 01:25:16 AM »
Wish Granted! The genie is dyslexic, however, and you're now completely unable to perform. You're perfectly fine with this however. In fact you're happy.

I wish that I was having a better day today.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2009, 02:15:52 AM »
Wish granted. After tomorrow, today will seem like a breeze... :devil

I wish my dnd plans work out.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2009, 03:22:18 AM »
Granted!  No players show up to your game to foil your D&D plans.

I wish changing exploded diapers was easier.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2009, 04:00:37 PM »
Granted! They now also function like proximity mines so you don't have to take them off.

I wish for a free action.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2009, 10:12:34 PM »
Wish Granted! Now you may speak any time you're able to. You no longer have anything to say though. ;)

I wish that I had the part I need.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2009, 04:53:28 PM »
Granted! And all you had to do to get it was trade every other needed part you already had for it.

I wish for a LE candle of invocation (again)

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #68 on: January 04, 2009, 04:56:11 PM »
Wish granted, it is used on you by a particularly sadistic dominatrix.

I wish PhoneLobster would crawl back under the rock from whence he came.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #69 on: January 04, 2009, 06:14:36 PM »
I wish PhoneLobster would crawl back under the rock from whence he came.
Wish granted: He does, but then the world is invaded by Decapodians.

I wish for courage without foolishness.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2009, 08:58:07 PM »
Wish Granted; your courage overrides your self preservation

I wish I wasn't so lonely
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2009, 10:51:26 PM »
Wish Granted! You are now constantly surrounded by interesting and intelligent people. Even in the bathroom. Even in the room when you sleep.

I wish that I were able to finish the little game that I'm playing.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #72 on: January 13, 2009, 06:21:40 PM »
Wish granted! You finished playing Tetris. Your score was horrible.

I wish I for more pathetic people around me that I can laugh and mock.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2009, 06:48:18 PM »
Granted but they are to stupid to even understand your taunts and it gets boring. Plus they never leave your side.

I wish for either deep dish meat lovers or stuffed crust peperoni pizza.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2009, 09:22:33 PM »
Wish granted.  Here's your bill.

I wish that flu vaccines actually worked.
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #75 on: January 15, 2009, 10:03:44 PM »
Granted! You may never again catch the flu. You do however get new and previously undiscovered virus. It is very painful. Strangely, the flu seems to be the only cure. You have one week to live.

I wish that Robbypants would pay the bill for that pizza.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2009, 12:19:53 AM »
Wish Granted! Robbypants pays the bill for his pizza. The bill was one Vynar corpse.

I wish for an army of Terminators, but without Sarah Conner.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2009, 12:47:24 PM »
Wish granted! Well... heh, hasta la vista. Baby. *shoots in face*

I wish for blue magic. You know what I mean.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2009, 01:57:14 PM »
I wish for blue magic. You know what I mean.
Wish granted. You can learn any offensive spell you have previously been struck by. Unfortunately the target remains you.

I wish for red magic.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2009, 11:26:47 PM »
I wish for red magic.
You get hit with a Lightning Bolt. :P
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I wish it were warmer outside.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.