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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #340 on: May 29, 2011, 06:57:54 AM »
...I wish my own in-the-works Samurai class were reprinted as an alternative to the official CW samurai.

Wish granted. It is rewritten to be as bad as the original CW Samurai, and cannot even be used to enter Ronin.

I wish I could role-play better.
Wish granted! You are given the ability to perfectly role-play a lawful stupid stick up his ass Paladin and nothing else.

I wish for a sober dwarf.

Your wish is granted. A dwarf sobers up just enough to say "What you need is a miracle, not a Wish!" and then walks off.

I wish I could teleport.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #341 on: May 29, 2011, 04:09:17 PM »
...I wish my own in-the-works Samurai class were reprinted as an alternative to the official CW samurai.

Wish granted. It is rewritten to be as bad as the original CW Samurai, and cannot even be used to enter Ronin.

I wish I could role-play better.
Wish granted! You are given the ability to perfectly role-play a lawful stupid stick up his ass Paladin and nothing else.

I wish for a sober dwarf.

Your wish is granted. A dwarf sobers up just enough to say "What you need is a miracle, not a Wish!" and then walks off.

I wish I could teleport.
Wish granted! You gain the ability to teleport to Asmodeus's private citadel alone, unarmed, and unprepared 1/day.

I wish for a miracle!  :P
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #342 on: May 29, 2011, 05:54:37 PM »
Wish granted. You watch Lady Gaga apologize for being freaky.

I wish I had telekinetic powers.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #343 on: May 30, 2011, 01:04:33 AM »
Wish Granted, you die

I wish my Desktop would work again.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #344 on: May 30, 2011, 03:49:36 AM »
Wish Granted, you die

I wish my Desktop would work again.
Wish Granted! Your computer is now an abacus.

I wish I was a diplomancer.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #345 on: May 31, 2011, 12:56:32 AM »
Wish Granted, you die

I wish my Desktop would work again.
Wish Granted! Your computer is now an abacus.

I wish I was a diplomancer.
(well, an abacus is better than the lump of iron and glass it is right now)
Wish Granted, you become an expert at diplomacy. However, since using diplomacy tricks is pure cheese and your aren't proving anything about the expert class by doing it. You are banned

I Wish everybody would realise that there has come one RPG system to rule them all and it's called Mongoose Runequest 2.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #346 on: May 31, 2011, 03:50:14 AM »
Wish Granted! Mongoose Runequest 2 is universally known to be the most powerful RPG system in the multiverse. Unfortunately a snot nosed deaf child throws the only rulebook into the fires of Mount Doom.

I wish Diablo 3 came out tomorrow, and its gameplay was superior to any computer based RPG previously released.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #347 on: May 31, 2011, 04:38:57 PM »
Wish granted! Sadly, its gameplay is inferior to the console version, and the PC version does not support controllers.

I wish Bruce Lee were still alive, and taught me Kung Fu.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #348 on: May 31, 2011, 07:42:16 PM »
Wish Granted! Sadly when teaching you he accidentally knocked you into a coma with a glancing blow... to your pinky toe.

I wish that pathfinder made sense  :bigeye
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #349 on: May 31, 2011, 08:27:58 PM »
Wish granted! Unfortunately, that can only happen in an alternate reality where the laws of common logic do not apply and clowns receive "get outta rape charges free" cards.

I wish I piloted Master Gundam.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #350 on: May 31, 2011, 08:45:26 PM »
I wish I piloted Master Gundam.
Wish granted. However, it turns out that you are deathly allergic to latex.

I wish for a perfect immune system.
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Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #351 on: May 31, 2011, 10:11:18 PM »
Wish granted, your immune system now releases antibodies against every antigen there is, all the time. Your need for protein turns out to be so great you can never spend more than a few moments not eating meat or similar high-protein foods.

I wish the graphics card in my new computer did not cause Minecraft to spontaneously crash
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #352 on: June 01, 2011, 04:18:06 AM »
Wish granted! Minecraft ceases to exist.

I wish for a chocolate eclair
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #353 on: June 01, 2011, 04:23:58 AM »
Wish Granted! However it's filled with a Black Pudding

I wish the developers of MW3 would get a clue.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #354 on: June 01, 2011, 07:46:41 AM »
Wish Granted! The developers of MW3 decide that they don't need to produce another pointless game of war, and instead develop a 21st century version of Clue.

I wish for a Daishi battlemech to be given to me, while I and it remain in a location comfortable to me, in pristine condition, fully repaired and supplied, under my command, no threats to either one of us within several miles, and the knowledge of how to pilot it to the utmost of its capacities in my mind.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #355 on: June 03, 2011, 06:16:30 AM »
Wish Granted! I assume threats within several miles does not include low earth orbit orbit. So your enemies nuke you from orbit (Its the only way to be sure).

I wish that I could drive a hospital around like a car.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #356 on: June 03, 2011, 06:59:34 AM »
Wish Granted! I assume threats within several miles does not include low earth orbit orbit. So your enemies nuke you from orbit (Its the only way to be sure).

I wish that I could drive a hospital around like a car.

Wish granted, you gain a Thunderhog. Unfortunately, you can't seem to find a bassist.

I wish I could explode the heads off every bad music lover in the world by using Heavy Metal.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

[SPOILER]
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #357 on: June 07, 2011, 01:00:12 PM »
Wish granted! However, as you start by exploding the head of Justin Bieber, he comes back three days after and it turns out he really was the messiah. The cult of Justin Bieber then starts to remove all heavy metal from the earth, and heavy metal seizes to exist in what shall henceforth be known as the dark times of Justin Bieber.

I wish Minecraft existed again.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #358 on: June 07, 2011, 01:17:45 PM »
[spoiler]Minecraft doesn't exist anymore?  ???[/spoiler]
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #359 on: June 07, 2011, 03:49:35 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?