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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #320 on: March 27, 2011, 09:17:46 PM »
Wish granted, you're turned into Justin Bieber  :devil

I wish I owned a pogo stick
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #321 on: March 27, 2011, 10:47:26 PM »
Wish granted, you're turned into Justin Bieber  :devil

I wish I owned a pogo stick

Technically, that's a psionics-capable alien with mass ray of stupidity.

Wish granted! Guess what it's made of and where it's stuck?  :P

I wish the Simpsons were real.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #322 on: March 28, 2011, 10:52:44 AM »
Wish granted, you're turned into Justin Bieber  :devil

I wish I owned a pogo stick

Technically, that's a psionics-capable alien with mass ray of stupidity.

Wish granted! Guess what it's made of and where it's stuck?  :P

I wish the Simpsons were real.

Laser-armed nanobots and to his feet and his enemy's faces, cool! >_>

Wish granted! Homer becomes upset when he realizes his whole life was fake, drinks, exclaims "why you little!" when he finds that you caused this, and you die a slow death of your lungs burning, your eyes filling with blood, and your throat being crushed.

I wish I was as good as Shakespeare at writing but not at being riddled with disease or being buried underground and dead for hundreds of years.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #323 on: March 30, 2011, 03:27:31 AM »
Wish Granted, but unfortunately you gain only the ability to write exact copies of all Shakespeare's plays and claim them as your own. Due to his love of Shakespeare, my Lang and Comp teacher is outraged, successfully frames your for murder, and you get sent to prison for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't so logical.
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I see that you want to solve problems. Not problems like, "What is beauty?," because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of 'philosophy'. You want to solve practical problems. F'r instance, how are you gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing you a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #324 on: March 30, 2011, 12:31:38 PM »
Wish Granted, but unfortunately you gain only the ability to write exact copies of all Shakespeare's plays and claim them as your own. Due to his love of Shakespeare, my Lang and Comp teacher is outraged, successfully frames your for murder, and you get sent to prison for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't so logical.

Wish granted, you've just made the most illogical wish ever.

I wish my keys would never disappear.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #325 on: April 01, 2011, 08:58:22 AM »
Wish granted! As aliens invade, we manage to activate light refraction to disguise our civilization. Unfortunately, your keys remain visible and it isn't long before the aliens kill you.

I wish I had never heard the song Friday.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #326 on: April 02, 2011, 02:57:15 AM »
Wish granted! As aliens invade, we manage to activate light refraction to disguise our civilization. Unfortunately, your keys remain visible and it isn't long before the aliens kill you.

I wish I had never heard the song Friday.

Wish Granted! Rebecca Black created the song Thursday instead.

I wish for an ancient scroll of power.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #327 on: April 02, 2011, 05:48:52 AM »
Wish granted! As aliens invade, we manage to activate light refraction to disguise our civilization. Unfortunately, your keys remain visible and it isn't long before the aliens kill you.

I wish I had never heard the song Friday.

Wish Granted! Rebecca Black created the song Thursday instead.

I wish for an ancient scroll of power.

Wish granted, it turns out to be one of Justin Bieber's childhood songs.

I wish people would cease to worship that foo' Chuck Norris and recognize Gendou Ikari for his awesomeness instead.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #328 on: April 02, 2011, 06:05:14 AM »
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Wish granted, it turns out to be one of Justin Bieber's childhood songs.

I wish people would cease to worship that foo' Chuck Norris and recognize Gendou Ikari for his awesomeness instead.

Wish granted, Gendou Ikari is now mentioned in the same breath as Jar Jar Binks, and Chuck Norris is relegated to the status of old heroes such as Joan of Arc.

I wish for wizards and fighters to be on the same tier.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #329 on: April 03, 2011, 10:43:23 PM »
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Wish granted, it turns out to be one of Justin Bieber's childhood songs.

I wish people would cease to worship that foo' Chuck Norris and recognize Gendou Ikari for his awesomeness instead.

Wish granted, Gendou Ikari is now mentioned in the same breath as Jar Jar Binks, and Chuck Norris is relegated to the status of old heroes such as Joan of Arc.

I wish for wizards and fighters to be on the same tier.

Wish granted, it's called 4th edition.

I wish for more wishes that can only be used to wish for more wishes
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #330 on: April 03, 2011, 11:22:12 PM »
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I wish for more wishes that can only be used to wish for more wishes
Wish granted! You gain the ability to know when 11:11 is, and must wish every day that it comes around the next day.

I wish for the Truenamer to be useful in an optimized party.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #331 on: April 03, 2011, 11:47:08 PM »
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #332 on: April 04, 2011, 12:42:17 AM »
Wish granted! http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=8270.0

I wish for Pony!
Wish granted! You get the pony from brawndo! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY&feature=related

I wish for the dollar menu to be full of healthy yet tasty items
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #333 on: April 04, 2011, 08:55:27 AM »
Wish granted, they only serve apples now.

I wish I could get an extra hour of sleep each night
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #334 on: April 04, 2011, 10:14:30 AM »
Wish granted, they only serve apples now.

I wish I could get an extra hour of sleep each night
wish granted you gain an extra hour of sleep by ripping a whole in the time space continuim and you end up  sleeping in the void stuck in empty spance sleeping

i wish for 700 dollars canadian ubtanied legaly with no strings attached
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You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #335 on: April 06, 2011, 06:51:56 PM »
You're supposed to make a wish, Konner.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #336 on: May 21, 2011, 06:16:53 AM »
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i wish for 700 dollars canadian ubtanied legaly with no strings attached
Well I have no idea what in the name of Thor's appetite ubtained is, so I'll go off the assumption you meant obtained.

WISH GRANTED You get 700 dollars canadian with no strings attached. However attached to the money are 700 lit sticks of dynamite.


I wish for my player's to have actual brains and see that the Monk is not an awesome class, and its abilities provide little to no real game benefit.
I'm delirious from lack of sleep, but am sustained by the power of the Gatling Gun!

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #337 on: May 21, 2011, 07:20:44 AM »
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i wish for 700 dollars canadian ubtanied legaly with no strings attached
Well I have no idea what in the name of Thor's appetite ubtained is, so I'll go off the assumption you meant obtained.

WISH GRANTED You get 700 dollars canadian with no strings attached. However attached to the money are 700 lit sticks of dynamite.


I wish for my player's to have actual brains and see that the Monk is not an awesome class, and its abilities provide little to no real game benefit.

Wish granted, they can only make CW Samurai now.

I wish my own in-the-works Samurai class were reprinted as an alternative to the official CW samurai.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #338 on: May 28, 2011, 10:23:17 PM »
...I wish my own in-the-works Samurai class were reprinted as an alternative to the official CW samurai.

Wish granted. It is rewritten to be as bad as the original CW Samurai, and cannot even be used to enter Ronin.

I wish I could role-play better.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #339 on: May 29, 2011, 03:17:49 AM »
...I wish my own in-the-works Samurai class were reprinted as an alternative to the official CW samurai.

Wish granted. It is rewritten to be as bad as the original CW Samurai, and cannot even be used to enter Ronin.

I wish I could role-play better.
Wish granted! You are given the ability to perfectly role-play a lawful stupid stick up his ass Paladin and nothing else.

I wish for a sober dwarf.
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