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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #280 on: November 08, 2010, 02:58:14 PM »
Wish granted. Those wishes don't grant anything though.

I Wish I hadn't wished my last wish.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #281 on: November 08, 2010, 06:50:23 PM »
Your wish is granted.  Your most recent wish, namely that your most recent wish didn't happen, didn't happen.  Therefore, you never wished that your wish didn't occur,but neither did you make a wish.  This causes your post cease to exist, creating a black hole in cyberspace that devours the entire forum, plus your pet cat.


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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #282 on: November 08, 2010, 08:38:03 PM »
Granted.  Your cat has no fur or skin, but it doesn't seem too happy about it.

I wish I was immune to getting sick.
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #283 on: November 19, 2010, 04:04:31 PM »
Wish granted, your immune-system is in such a great shape it takes out every bacteria, virus, fungi and other parasitic entity in your body. Sadly, this also results in the loss of the e. coli which helps you digest your food and you most eat loads of supplements since you can't handle regular food any longer.

I wish I could use "Summon Natures Ally V" (equivalent of a level 10 Druid) as a spell like ability 3 times/day
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #284 on: November 22, 2010, 07:53:36 AM »
Wish granted but your are killed by angry peta petioners calling it animal cruetly

I wish for a blizzard to cancel school tommorow
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #285 on: November 22, 2010, 01:20:00 PM »
The illiterate Genie gets Blizzard to cancel school tomorrow, paying millions of bucks to buy all schools and then cancel them. This has two notable consequences, no one will ever learn to read anything but Wow-lish, and secondly and more importantly, due to financial problems Diablo 3 gets delayed for two months.

I Wish shoes could talk.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #286 on: November 22, 2010, 04:03:48 PM »
Wish granted, they do however always whine about the stench they are constant victims of

I wish I would have remembered not to mention Candle Jack just n...
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #287 on: November 22, 2010, 06:22:01 PM »
Wish granted, Candle Jack i
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #288 on: November 23, 2010, 08:21:04 PM »
Great.  Now the thread is dead, because the last poster can't make a wish.

I wish Prime hadn't done that!
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Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #289 on: November 23, 2010, 09:03:22 PM »
wish granted this thread is no longer dead

I wish for a pie.
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #290 on: November 24, 2010, 02:32:48 PM »
You have your pie.  But now you have to choose whether to have it or eat it, and you'll never be content, always wondering what could have been.



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Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #291 on: November 24, 2010, 03:11:38 PM »
I wish Robbypants remembered to put in his wish.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #292 on: November 24, 2010, 04:54:46 PM »
I did.  It even has bright red letters and other random BBCode abuses. :p
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #293 on: November 25, 2010, 09:31:20 PM »
Wish granted, though Robbypants' wish wasn't, thus breaking the cycle.

I wish I had a harem of hot girlfriends and lots of money.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #294 on: November 25, 2010, 11:19:35 PM »
Wish granted, the excess makes you consider Buddhism however, and within short you find yourself living in Tibet according to the rules of asceticism.

I wish for a really good nights sleep
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #295 on: November 26, 2010, 02:16:43 AM »
I wish for a really good nights sleep
Wish granted. Lancelot of the Lake loses the ability to sleep, and kills you in a blind rage.

I wish for every weapon. (it worked out for Uni-Avocado Soldier)
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #296 on: November 26, 2010, 12:43:00 PM »
Wish granted, however they all land on you, creating a nuclear holocaust centered on you.

I wish I had seen Robbypants last wish and found a way to grant it.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #297 on: November 26, 2010, 08:58:14 PM »
Wish granted he is no longer abusing BBC

I wish for a 2k1 Autocker
[spoiler] Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber [/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #298 on: December 27, 2010, 05:33:24 PM »
Wish granted, you shoot yourself just above you eye, when you can see properly enough to aim you dog have already eaten all your ammo.

I wish I was the real Santa Claus, the same way as in The Santa Clause.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #299 on: December 29, 2010, 04:14:46 AM »
I wish I was the real Santa Claus, the same way as in The Santa Clause.
Wish granted. You were the real Santa Claus, until being pushed off a roof by altpersona so he can use the powers of Christmas to conquer BG.

To stop him, I wish for a team of teenagers with attitude.
My work
The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]