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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #260 on: September 16, 2010, 09:16:47 PM »
Wish Granted! However your now enormous tea mug is so large it cannot fit through the doorway to your kitchen to refill it... and don't get me started on the water bill acquired to make all that tea!

I wish I had a doppelganger who did all my heavy lifting at work!

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #261 on: September 16, 2010, 10:46:51 PM »
Wish granted! Except your doppelganger is just as lazy as you are, and doesn't want to do the heavy lifting.

I wish we could actually get more players for my IRL group (we have 2 people, with a tentative 2 more.)
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #262 on: September 16, 2010, 11:11:15 PM »
Wish granted! So many people apply you neglect your dishes for a few days as a result of just going through them and then you realise all of them want to play Drizzt.

I wish it was easier to spot and recognise the different parts of a hymenium
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #263 on: September 19, 2010, 05:16:57 AM »
GRANTED! Unfortunately soon after you get stabbed in the heart when four Nausicaans are waiting for you at the dom-jot table.

I wish Zeke was the United States Secretary of the Interior.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #264 on: September 20, 2010, 12:52:37 AM »
Hey, thanks for granting my wish! And the joke's on you; none of them know who Drizz't is!
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #265 on: September 21, 2010, 11:11:33 PM »
Hey, thanks for granting my wish! And the joke's on you; none of them know who Drizz't is!
Did I say Drizz't I meant ... uhhh..... George W. Bush! Or possibly Legolas
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #266 on: September 21, 2010, 11:27:11 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
[spoiler]Fighter: "I can kill a guy in one turn."
Cleric: "I can kill a guy in half a turn."
Wizard: "I can kill a guy before my turn."
Bard: "I can get three idiots to kill guys for me."

On a strange note, would anyone be put out if we had a post about people or events we can spare a thought for, or if its within their creed, a prayer for? Just a random thought, but ... hells I wouldn't have known about either Archangels daughter or Saeomons niece if I didn't happen to be on these threads.
Sounds fine to me.
probably over on "Off-topic".
might want to put a little disclaimer in the first post.

This is the Min/Max board. We should be able to figure out a way to optimize the POWER OF PRAYER(TM) that doesn't involve "Pazuzu, Pazuzu, Pazuzu".
[/spoiler]

My final project for my film independent study course. It could do with a watching and critiquing

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #267 on: September 21, 2010, 11:38:29 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
Ok... You get a bad case of diarrhea!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #268 on: October 09, 2010, 11:23:43 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
Ok... You get a bad case of diarrhea!

I wish I had never seen that video.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #269 on: October 09, 2010, 11:59:18 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
Ok... You get a bad case of diarrhea!

I wish I had never seen that video.
There is actually a whole series of those, with such good phrases as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1VO3TF2LBs
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #270 on: November 01, 2010, 12:17:02 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
Ok... You get a bad case of diarrhea!

I wish I had never seen that video.
There is actually a whole series of those, with such good phrases as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1VO3TF2LBs
Well when I learnt Japaneese, it happened almost the same way.
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #271 on: November 03, 2010, 04:40:30 PM »
Hah! They are playing a druid, a sorcerer, and a bard respectively!
Ok... You get a bad case of diarrhea!

I wish I had never seen that video.
There is actually a whole series of those, with such good phrases as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1VO3TF2LBs

The thing is, all of the phrases in that video put together tell a very very sad and messy story.

Also I wish someone would grant my last wish.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #272 on: November 03, 2010, 06:01:01 PM »
Also I wish someone would grant my last wish.
Granted, however the mystical powers of the universe interprets this as your very last wish and as such a nurse suddenly walks into your room and replaces your pillow with a slightly more fluffy one.

I wish that someone else would clean my dishes
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #273 on: November 04, 2010, 02:43:06 AM »
Also I wish someone would grant my last wish.
Granted, however the mystical powers of the universe interprets this as your very last wish and as such a nurse suddenly walks into your room and replaces your pillow with a slightly more fluffy one.

I wish that someone else would clean my dishes

Wish granted, in Soviet Russia, your dishes clean you!

I wish I had more time in a day.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #274 on: November 04, 2010, 06:44:07 AM »
Also I wish someone would grant my last wish.
Granted, however the mystical powers of the universe interprets this as your very last wish and as such a nurse suddenly walks into your room and replaces your pillow with a slightly more fluffy one.

I wish that someone else would clean my dishes

Wish granted, in Soviet Russia, your dishes clean you!

I wish I had more time in a day.

Wish Granted:You are now in a pernament time stop spell:You have all the time that you want but you can not effect anyone and noone can perceive you....
I wish I didn't have to wake up early ......

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #275 on: November 04, 2010, 03:47:48 PM »
Wish granted you can't sleep now.

I wish I had more money
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #276 on: November 04, 2010, 03:52:09 PM »
Granted, your home is now filled with complete sets of Monopoly

I wish I could wish upon a star
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #277 on: November 04, 2010, 09:25:08 PM »
Wish Granted! Unfortunately, it's a falling star, and guess where ground zero is going to be...

I wish Call of Duty: Black Ops was released today.
I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #278 on: November 05, 2010, 01:36:37 PM »
Wish granted, the game is a half finished beta, and you HATE it.

I wish this wish wouldn't screw up.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #279 on: November 08, 2010, 09:37:25 AM »
Wish granted.  Your wish does what it's supposed to do, and does it perfectly.  It gives me a chance to annoy you.

I wish I had three more wishes.