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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #240 on: July 07, 2010, 03:17:22 AM »
Wish granted; the ticket is then stolen off you, along with your car, watch, jacket and anal virginity.

I wish for inspiration.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #241 on: July 07, 2010, 10:53:36 AM »
Wish granted, you are possessed by a quori.

I wish for baldness.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #242 on: July 07, 2010, 07:54:50 PM »
Granted: You now have no skin on which to grow hair.

I wish I had three more of the tattoos that I want.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #243 on: July 07, 2010, 08:47:32 PM »
Granted, but your credit card is billed so much that you go bankrupt.

I wish I had a ball of cotton.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #244 on: July 07, 2010, 08:57:16 PM »
You get your ball of wool, however it weighs 5 tonnes and appears directly above you.

I wish i had a cat...

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #245 on: July 08, 2010, 07:54:19 AM »
Granted, you had a cat.  You now have a greasy smear on the road, but technically it's still a cat.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #246 on: July 08, 2010, 08:23:04 AM »
Granted, you were. And you were delicious with a bit of ketchup and mustard.

I wish I knew how to manipulate matter with my mind.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #247 on: July 08, 2010, 08:41:24 AM »
Granted, you now know that your mind send pulses down your nerves to you muscles which exert force on your sceletal structure to move limbs and through them minipulate matter. How ever this has cost you your muscle memory so you must now releard such things as walking, talking, and bladder control.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #248 on: July 08, 2010, 06:52:01 PM »
Granted, it is on a single TV station in remote Indonesia which averages 5 viewers.

I wish my pillow was white.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #249 on: July 12, 2010, 05:04:52 AM »
Granted, it is stained with something white....

I wish that I owned the Bioware, EA, and the MLB team the Baltimore Orioles.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #250 on: July 29, 2010, 08:59:21 PM »
Wish granted, you owned them. Past tense. Too bad you lost your fortune, hobo.

I wish to be loved by Jessica Alba.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #251 on: July 31, 2010, 06:55:32 AM »
Wish granted.  She loves you.  Especially with chutney.

I wish I could find the New Topic button.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #252 on: July 31, 2010, 09:13:51 AM »
You found it, but you've got no thread to sew it back on to your shirt.

I wish I knew more.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #253 on: July 31, 2010, 11:07:57 PM »
Wish granted you know everything including things man was never meant to know destroying your sanity and reducing you to a gibbering wreck.

I wish I could think of something interesting to wish for.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #254 on: August 01, 2010, 02:25:59 PM »
Granted! It strikes you that not being hit by a bus would be a grand wish when you are hit by that bus.

I wish for the ability to teleport safely.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #255 on: September 15, 2010, 03:26:13 AM »
Wish Granted! You teleport perfectly safely into your enemy's lair, but couldn't hear the last thing your general (Ackbar) said.

I wish I Knew Natale Portman.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #256 on: September 15, 2010, 03:36:35 AM »
Granted!  You knew her a long time ago and broke her heart, she refuses to ever speak with you again and has placed a restraining order on you.

I wish I had dental insurance.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #257 on: September 15, 2010, 04:48:39 PM »
Granted!  You knew her a long time ago and broke her heart, she refuses to ever speak with you again and has placed a restraining order on you.

I wish I had dental insurance.

Granted, you lose all your teeth but you get dental insurance right afterwards.

I wish I had more money.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #258 on: September 15, 2010, 06:33:05 PM »
Granted you get 10 times the money you allready have,unfortunately the economic crisis escalates and inflation becomes 100 times more.....

I wish to be a time-traveller...

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #259 on: September 16, 2010, 07:27:47 PM »
Granted, however your first travel results in you fixing the most horrible moment of your life, the one that created this wish. As a result you never make the wish and can never fix it for a second loop. Your existence continues like it is and you get a headache from thinking of paradoxes.

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