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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #220 on: July 04, 2010, 03:09:51 AM »
Granted, you figure out a way to overclock it enough to play, sadly after 5 mins of running the game, the laptop melts.

I wish Agita would post in the Pbp game, before tomorrow.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #221 on: July 04, 2010, 03:22:06 AM »
Wish granted, Agita posts in a PbP game.

I wish for fish.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #222 on: July 04, 2010, 04:01:41 AM »
Wish granted; you just got slapped with one. By your now ex-girlfriend. When you were getting a lapdance. From a tranny stripper.

I wish for motivation.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #223 on: July 04, 2010, 05:53:13 AM »
Wish granted; you just got slapped with one. By your now ex-girlfriend. When you were getting a lapdance. From a tranny stripper.

I wish for motivation.
Granted. You are now motivated to do nothing. :D

I wish I could get a better paying job.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #224 on: July 04, 2010, 07:01:37 AM »
Wish granted; you are now a prostitute.

I wish for a staff of 50 wishes.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #225 on: July 04, 2010, 07:57:12 AM »
Wish granted; you are now a prostitute.

I wish for a staff of 50 wishes.

Granted they are all predetermined wishes. They are all wishes to obtain tickets to Jonas Brothers concerts.

I wish for a puppy.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #226 on: July 04, 2010, 08:56:15 AM »
Granted, it has 3 heads, is immoral and hungers for your flesh.

I wish none of these wishes were made.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #227 on: July 04, 2010, 09:34:22 PM »
Granted, it has 3 heads, is immoral and hungers for your flesh.

I wish none of these wishes were made.

Granted but countless more will be made in the future

I wish the US really had 57 states

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #228 on: July 04, 2010, 10:59:03 PM »
Wish granted; the extra states are called Uganda, Somalia, Nigeria, Afghanistan and Iraq. Oh, and Canada. Just because.

I wish pigs could fly.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #229 on: July 04, 2010, 11:30:19 PM »
Wish granted - pigs could fly if they had wings.

I wish for dangerous neutronium.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #230 on: July 05, 2010, 01:17:26 AM »
Wish granted you die of cancer.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #231 on: July 05, 2010, 01:28:01 AM »
Granted, Prime32 comes back as a zombie, wanting to eat your tasty think meats.

I wish I wished apon a star.
A player once asked me if there was any way to make a Tarrasque more evil... 3 sessions later he was stoned with D20s as the PC led an exidus out of the path of a Dire Tarrasque of Legendary Wonder.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #232 on: July 05, 2010, 06:13:28 AM »
Wish granted; everything your heart desired came on you.

I wish for a pony.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #233 on: July 06, 2010, 12:10:51 AM »
Wish Granted. Nightmare ponies might be cute now, but Mommy will find you...

I wish for a functional time machine.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #234 on: July 06, 2010, 12:55:46 AM »
Granted, you get a 1976 Ford Pinto with no engine which will unfailingly carry you into the future.

I wish James Cameron's Avatar hadn't been such a terrible movie.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #235 on: July 06, 2010, 01:27:16 AM »
Wish granted, it was a terrible TV series which caused your favourite show to be cancelled.

I wish for the Triforce.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #236 on: July 06, 2010, 03:11:58 AM »
Wish granted; you are now doomed to a life of endless, increasingly-underwhelming remakes to make Nintendo more money, when they should have gone out of business, like, five years ago.

I wish for a Soviet Twinblade.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #237 on: July 06, 2010, 03:25:53 AM »
Granted, however the blades don't spin properly and it cannot fly.

I wish I knew how to sharpen swords.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #238 on: July 06, 2010, 08:49:36 PM »
Granted, however the blades don't spin properly and it cannot fly.

I wish I knew how to sharpen swords.

Granted, however you only know how to sharpen them using your face.

I wish for world peace.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #239 on: July 06, 2010, 09:18:51 PM »
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I wish for world peace.
Granted.  Humanity is wiped out by a new strain of aerosol-ized Ebola.

I wish for the winning lottery ticket for this state's next multi-million-dollar jackpot drawing.
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