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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #200 on: June 28, 2010, 07:51:47 AM »
Granted.  From your mighty efreeti beginnings, you're reduced to a lowly half-orc, and can no longer grant wishes.

I wish I weren't such a terrible cook.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #201 on: June 28, 2010, 06:35:31 PM »
Granted. Only, now that your prowess as a cook has skyrocketed, all of your friends become jealous and leave you to cook for one for the rest of your life.

I wish that all wishes I made, here or otherwise, could come true without adverse effects.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #202 on: June 28, 2010, 06:56:41 PM »
Granted, you now have a 0.000001% chance of one of your wishes coming true with no adverse effects.


I wish people would stop trying to break the game.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #203 on: June 28, 2010, 08:04:42 PM »
Granted....however with no one attempting to break the game, they become bored and the game falls to the wayside....

I wish I could play guitar as well as Steve Vai.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #204 on: June 28, 2010, 10:12:23 PM »
Granted, Both you and he have both your arms removed.

I wish that everything dramatic happened in well corriographed dance sequences like a Bollywood movie.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #205 on: July 03, 2010, 09:59:10 PM »
Granted, but nothing dramatic happens until after you die.

I wish to be able to change anything into anything else, anywhere, anytime.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #206 on: July 03, 2010, 10:03:02 PM »
Granted, but nothing dramatic happens until after you die.

I wish to be able to change anything into anything else, anywhere, anytime.
Granted, how every, in order to make it would, you need to push the 'any' key on your keyboard.

I wish that everyone in the world got a hotdog.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #207 on: July 03, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
Granted, but now the all vegeretarians are sueing you.

I wish the technology for completely flawless teleportation via pads on the ground, was invented and readily available, for less than $100 and no service/license fees.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #208 on: July 03, 2010, 10:26:56 PM »
Granted, now the aliens you stole the tech from explode the planet.

I wish I had a non-exploded planet I could live on.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #209 on: July 03, 2010, 11:03:47 PM »
Grant, but the planet you now live on will explode in 10, 9, 8...

I wish for a scooter.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #210 on: July 03, 2010, 11:14:28 PM »
Granted, but the wishgranter has a hearing impediment and you get a scouter instead... which promptly explodes from being so close to a being powerful enough to grant wishes.

I wish for my power level to be over 9000.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #211 on: July 03, 2010, 11:31:17 PM »
Granted, you now have 9001 volts running through your body, but I doubt you know that anymore.  :smirk

I wish for the ability to shift between parallel realities.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #212 on: July 03, 2010, 11:40:33 PM »
Wish granted, you are now stuck in the television series Sliders.

I wish that I didn't always end up dating the crazies.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #213 on: July 04, 2010, 12:00:53 AM »
Granted, but the girls you date now have pale complexions, are slow to react, and hunger for brainz.

I wish for a working jet pack.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #214 on: July 04, 2010, 12:15:44 AM »
Granted, you forgot to secure it correctly, and it's now in orbit.

I wish for a PbP I could join.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #215 on: July 04, 2010, 12:37:09 AM »
Granted, the PbP ends before it begins though.

I wish two pairs of roller skates.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #216 on: July 04, 2010, 01:44:43 AM »
Wish granted, they are both in your colon.

I wish that I would be granted this wish.
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You're a quick thinker and spiteful, I can respect that. You won't be killed, Bikke

Never trust a smiling laughing chuckling grinning emotionless drunk, you know what Never Trust a DM!

78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #217 on: July 04, 2010, 01:51:02 AM »
Wish granted, they are both in your colon.

I wish that I would be granted this wish.

Wish granted; you now wasted your one wish wishing for a tautology. Good luck with the rest of your life.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #218 on: July 04, 2010, 01:59:47 AM »
Granted, once you leave the room, they call it done, hand it in for you, and then you are laugh off the campus.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #219 on: July 04, 2010, 02:49:06 AM »
Granted, once you leave the room, they call it done, hand it in for you, and then you are laugh off the campus.

I wish I had a living wallaby.

Wish granted; enjoy the fleas.

I wish my laptop could run Fallout 3.

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