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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #120 on: April 04, 2009, 03:21:05 AM »
Wish Granted! You are non-lethally, yet painfully, impaled on the spikes on top of the bus. The perforations caused become infected, costing you much in medical bills and medication for a long time.

I wish all these damn PC's were fixed.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #121 on: April 04, 2009, 08:50:00 PM »
Granted! Thanks to you the pcs will never have puppies.  :twitch  Remember to have your pet spayed or neutered.

I wish Zeke and Josh could survive on a diet of Cheeze-Itz, Shamwow, and Natty Ice.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #122 on: April 04, 2009, 09:59:35 PM »
Wish Granted! Both Josh and Zeke use your bathroom from now on. They actually have a teleporter installed in the shower and your toilet is constantly and disgustingly plugged up.

I wish I could get my priorities straight.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #123 on: April 05, 2009, 01:27:19 AM »
Granted!  You've got a lot to do!  get busy!

I wish I had my PDF formating finished.
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[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #124 on: April 09, 2009, 08:41:29 PM »
Granted! I don't quite understand why you chose portable duck format as they all will wander off pretty soon.

I wish for  :lmao

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #125 on: April 09, 2009, 08:49:17 PM »
Granted! I don't quite understand why you chose portable duck format as they all will wander off pretty soon.

I wish for  :lmao
Granted!  You walk outside without pants, and much  :lmao is had by all.

I wish my kitteh would get better so I can bring him home.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #126 on: April 09, 2009, 08:58:33 PM »
Wish Granted! Your kitteh advances by many HD and becomes a tiger. He eats you.

I wish that I had it all worked out.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #127 on: April 10, 2009, 05:56:57 AM »
Granted! You are a great personal trainer and after the series of work outs, your problems have become much stronger.

I wish for the 66th layer of the Abyss to implode without warning.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #128 on: April 13, 2009, 08:15:20 PM »
Granted!  Why didn't you get out of there before it imploded?

I wish baby toys and baby accessories weren't so expensive.
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Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #129 on: April 13, 2009, 08:36:20 PM »
Wish granted. The human race becomes suddenly sterile. The demand for such toys plummets and therefore the price also drops.

I wish for another soda.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #130 on: April 17, 2009, 07:09:30 PM »
Granted!  It's in an un-openable adamantine can.

I wish for an adamantine can-opener!
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #131 on: April 17, 2009, 08:11:57 PM »
Wish Granted! It's that kind that opens on the side of the rim. The blade has a nick in it so that whenever you try to open a can, it leaves little pieces of metal binding the top to the can. Good luck getting it sharp.

I wish that I had a good idea where to go on my vacation this year.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #132 on: April 17, 2009, 08:53:19 PM »
Granted! Have fun in Siberia!

I wish for John Madden and Bill Cosby to provide color commentary at my funeral whenever I die.

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #133 on: April 20, 2009, 06:39:42 PM »
Granted!  Everyone will enjoy their commentary today...

I wish I had a gas card with unlimited money on it.
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #134 on: April 20, 2009, 08:16:37 PM »
Wish granted, it's a Shell card. Also, Shell just went out of business. Enjoy your piece of plastic.

I wish for more energy drinks.
Currently playing:
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Canere Potentia, to sing of power.
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Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!
Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #135 on: June 05, 2009, 05:52:45 PM »
I wish for more energy drinks.

Wish granted! Every liquid you consume will give you the energy of an adrenaline shot to the heart! Next, please!

I wish I could read, write, and speak in every human language!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #136 on: June 05, 2009, 06:04:54 PM »
Wish granted, you now read, write, and speak in every human language, all at the same time. Pretty much makes anything you write a solid black line. Good thing people can understand you when you... oh wait. ;)

I wish I had an eraser for the my dry-erase markers.
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #137 on: June 05, 2009, 06:10:36 PM »
I wish I had an eraser for the my dry-erase markers.

Wish granted! You now have an eraser that erases markers! (See: Earthbound, the Eraser Eraser!)

I wish I had my very own Weighted Companion Cube!
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Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Dither's power level?"
It's over nine thousand!

Quote from: Bauglir
Quote from: Anklebite
Quote from: dither
Well blow me down! :P
A SECTION OF THE CAVERN HAS COLLAPSED!
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #138 on: June 05, 2009, 06:39:04 PM »
[spoiler]That's the opposite of a bad thing. The Eraser Eraser was AWESOME. Yay for Earthbound![/spoiler]
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Re: Wish Granted!
« Reply #139 on: June 05, 2009, 06:52:00 PM »
[spoiler]That's the opposite of a bad thing. The Eraser Eraser was AWESOME. Yay for Earthbound![/spoiler]

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*shrug*
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Read my webcomic!
Dither's Amazing Changing Avatars

[spoiler]
Quote from: Shadowhunter
Quote from: Flay Crimsonwind
"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Dither's power level?"
It's over nine thousand!

Quote from: Bauglir
Quote from: Anklebite
Quote from: dither
Well blow me down! :P
A SECTION OF THE CAVERN HAS COLLAPSED!
dither, Miner, has died after colliding with an obstacle!
[/spoiler]