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Prak, the Mad

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2009, 10:21:43 PM »
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #41 on: September 16, 2009, 10:32:05 PM »
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 09:29:12 AM »
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.
Get a big black ragged hooded cloak too.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 02:07:21 PM »
actually, an idea just occurred to me. I could simply disguise myself and snatch random people at night.

I'm thinking of just getting some random pieces of white cloth and making a patchwork mask, simple two eye hole deal. Just wander around at night and tie people up and carry them off to be sacrificed.
Get a big black ragged hooded cloak too.

Someone's been playing Arkham Asylum.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2009, 08:08:21 AM »
and no one got the reference I was making?

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2009, 02:43:01 PM »
and no one got the reference I was making?

I'm afraid I missed it... Don't particularly recall this one.
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.[/SPOILER]

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2009, 02:06:29 AM »

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2009, 12:42:15 AM »
That picture isn't showing up for me, but I realised that you were referring to Candle Jack just before I lo
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2009, 12:48:54 AM »
Aww, damn. I thought of the Game and how I'd lost it before Candlejack sprang to mi


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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #50 on: September 23, 2009, 01:47:20 AM »
I'm going to need more rope...

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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2009, 08:56:38 PM »
Funny how that even when he's kidnapping you, Candlejack always is kind enough to hit the submit b
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2009, 09:15:00 PM »
Funny how that even when he's kidnapping you, Candlejack always is kind enough to hit the submit b
I'm curious if merely copy-pasting his name instead of typing it will res
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2009, 05:02:38 PM »
Quote tags won't save you from Candle Jack. If his name pops up anywh


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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2009, 07:27:20 PM »
"Pops up anywhere"?  Are you suggesting that his name merely being on my monitor is as bad as saying his name, even if I didn't type it?

Bullshit!  There's no way that would work.  It's completely impossib
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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
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Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
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I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
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Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
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Steve: ****
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I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2009, 07:38:59 PM »
Who's this Candle Jack guy anyway?

And why are you al
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2009, 12:26:41 AM »
"Pops up anywhere"?  Are you suggesting that his name merely being on my monitor is as bad as saying his name, even if I didn't type it?

Bullshit!  There's no way that would work.  It's completely impossib



I was going to say "Anywhere in your post", but your idea is better. It means Candle Jack is worse than the Ga


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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2009, 01:12:47 AM »
Candle Jack doesn't exist, so stop this bul
Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/

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Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2009, 11:34:15 PM »
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Re: How do I eat people and get away with it?
« Reply #59 on: January 19, 2011, 01:55:06 PM »
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
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