Since, you know, I'm Batman as well.
I'M the Goddamn Batman.
So which pretender are you? Are you Jean Paul Valley, also known as Azrael? Maybe Dick Grayson, from the end of Knightfall? Bruce Wayne Jr, from Batman/Superman: Generations? Maybe you're Damien Wayne, from Batman #666? Oh, I know, you're Harvey Dent, from the 1993 Legends of the Dark Knight elseworlds annual, "Citizen Wayne," right? Because clearly, you are NOT Bruce Wayne. That would be me. Come back one you know which fake Batman you are.
I love being the Goddamn Batman.
*the above post is meant to be friendly banter, not confrontational. I'm merely staking my claim as the real Batman by proving my superior knowledge of the character.