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Prak, the Mad

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Buggery.. by trees...
« on: May 21, 2008, 12:30:53 AM »
Blame Meg, Josh and Tom.... and the Sex and Gaming podcast

Deliverence by a Redneck Tree's Buggery
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 12:45:19 AM »
I would have thought I started this with the Tendrilicos (sp?) tentacle discussion. :P
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2008, 02:47:13 PM »
The thread title immediately made me think about the first Evil Dead movie  :P
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2008, 06:43:04 AM »
i once threatened a paladin with "chain you to a tree and have you raped by orcs" BUT what i acctually said was (cause my brain works fastert han my mouth)

"chain you to an orc and rape you with a tree"

About an hour later when we finally stopped laughing (and the brownies started to wear off) one of my friends looks up to me and says "damn, i really feel sorry for the ORC, could you imagine the horrified look on HIS face?"
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2008, 10:14:00 PM »
They don't call it "Wildshape" for nothing ...  :rolleyes
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2008, 03:20:13 AM »


Just what you needed - an EMO tree trying to bugger you. :)
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 10:46:53 PM »
One of the first encounters in my "mature" game was an attack by an assassin vine on the poor warlock girl.  Flavorwise, I did the assassin vine as having violently twisting and writhing tentacles that would sweep over a victim's body, groping about blinding looking for any opening, hoping to smother the victim.  Of course, people have other openings besides their mouth ;).  They killed it, but it was such a memorable encounter that I decided to make the assassin vine a recurring villian.

You heard me.

Here's what happened:  A druid, angered that they have desecrated an "innocent" denizen of the forest (and others with their adventuring shenanigans), she revives the assassin vine and Awakens it.  It's now a buggering tree out for VENGEANCE!
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 02:50:44 AM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on May 24, 2008, 02:47:13 PM
The thread title immediately made me think about the first Evil Dead movie  :P
I came here expecting a thread about Evil Dead.
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 11:01:38 AM »
Quote from: BowenSilverclaw on May 24, 2008, 02:47:13 PM
The thread title immediately made me think about the first Evil Dead movie  :P

And here I was blocking out that memory...
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 02:36:06 PM »
No need to block out the memories of awesome movies, yellowdingo ;)
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 09:48:15 PM »
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 12:11:24 AM »

I had to
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 12:48:09 PM »
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Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

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Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

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Quote from: Sinfire Titan on October 21, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 10:00:33 PM »
I kinda wonder how Redneck Trees reproduce.
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2008, 04:18:48 AM »
Quote from: PhoenixInferno on July 08, 2008, 03:20:13 AM


Just what you needed - an EMO tree trying to bugger you. :)


i hate that mini..looks like a giant kokopeli or something. makes me crave black licorice too.
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2008, 08:33:05 AM »
Quote from: Kuroimaken on August 16, 2008, 10:00:33 PM
I kinda wonder how Redneck Trees reproduce.


Presumably they have slutty redneck sisters who take advantage of um....um....Druids???
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2008, 04:07:49 PM »
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Presumably they have slutty redneck sisters who take advantage of um....um....Druids???

In that case, I wonder if they violate other people too.

In which case... they're probably shemales.

Excuse me while I go barf in the corner.
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2008, 03:19:06 AM »
Can't be any worse than explaining to your cleric "Yes I suffered massive spinal damage during coitus becuse my wife is a drunken tree."


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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2008, 07:07:24 AM »
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Re: Buggery.. by trees...
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2008, 06:09:49 PM »
Imagine the result of a female druid and her lovely tree.
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