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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2008, 04:37:18 AM »
"What the..." Nastya mutters as the gnome starts chasing the polymorphed Ekkitt. "STABBY! YOU STOP THIS AT ONCE! Are you crazy, trying to kill your comrades in arms?"

The woman in full plate took a few resolute steps towards the gnome, holding her flail warily. She stopped before him and hissed between her teeth.

"We are here on a mission, this place is not a playground, and we cannot afford to be a threat to each other. Your foolish actions will put us all in jeopardy! I shall not tolerate this kind of behaviour. First and last warning."

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2008, 06:04:34 AM »
Stabby not kill. Stabby want to ride! The gnome tears off around the woman following the cat towards the tower.

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2008, 11:27:00 AM »
After a hour long journey, you reach the tower, now clearly an obelisk. 200ft from the obelisk is a stair case leading down to a heavy iron door with celestial markings.
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2008, 03:18:36 PM »
As Ekkitt shapeshifts back to his true form, bones crunching, wings and ears growing, and face shortening, he begins speaking.  "Rrrowwrrorrr -as if we... sorry.  It seems as if we should go through that door if we wish to restore this demiplane for infernal forces.  Can anyone read the writing on the door? I am unfamiliar with the celestial tongue."

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2008, 01:39:09 PM »
Athmor raises his hand and steps forward. "Yes, I can. I am more or less fluent in most of the planar languages." By the time he finishes the last sentence, the human has already begun trying to decipher the writings.
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2008, 01:56:00 PM »
This dungeon is held in the name of Sir Vlanight the Handsome.
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2008, 03:46:23 PM »
"This dungeon is held in the name of Sir Vlanight the Handsome," Athmor reads from the inscription. "Vlanight is a paladin, of no small power if I remember correctly. If he catches wind of us, we're dead."
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2008, 04:20:28 PM »
"Well then we'll just not get caught. We have a job to do and this place seems like a good place to start. I suggest someone probes the door for traps, then we advance.
Stabby, would you mind?"


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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2008, 04:16:40 PM »
Meow Meow Kitty, why does everyone think I can open the door? Do I have a sign on me that says trap detector?

Stabby walks forward to the door, and after carefully viewing the surrounding sigils, and the door itself, says "Friend."

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2008, 05:31:58 PM »
Stabby finds a small skull shaped switch engraved "Summon Assassin"
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2008, 01:54:17 AM »
As much as Stabby likes new friends. He advises none of you to touch this.

(Is there a door door? Such that Stabby could open it without triggering any traps he sees? If so: )

Stabby reaches forward and opens the door.

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #51 on: December 07, 2008, 01:15:44 PM »
Calmly and Cooly, Just pull the lever. Lets not cut around the bush.

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #52 on: December 07, 2008, 01:32:47 PM »
The door swings open, you see a simple 10 ft long hall way leading up to another door. Everything seems brighter and happier.
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #53 on: December 15, 2008, 06:28:16 PM »
As you enter, you hear a great feast. There is a guard at the end of the hall.
"Hello gentlemen and lady. What business might you fine folks have here at the Fortress of Happiness?"
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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #54 on: December 16, 2008, 11:18:01 AM »
"We just want to go to the top of the tower for a better view of the city" answers Nastya in a stiff tone. "Who are those people feasting?"

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Re: Evil Game Chapter 1: Evil Ops
« Reply #55 on: December 16, 2008, 01:07:05 PM »
"We are celebrating the liberation of this demiplane! But, unfortunately, there is no way to reach the top of the obelisk."
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