You know what I hate? Those "too-deep-for-sunlight-fish". Example: the deep sea angler. Woo, that thing gives me the creeps. Actually, the ocean(or nearly every natural body of water, for htat matter) just creeps me out as a rule. Yeah, I saw Jaws, and some stupid Pirhana movie, but it's the not-knowing that gets me. Ugh.
I was swimming off the beach on Caye Cauker, Belize once. The water is so incredibly clear, you wouldn't believe it. A bunch of friends and I were having a great time, and on a lark I borrowed a swimmer's mask from a buddy and took a look around underwater. To my horror, I saw the long, serpent-like form of a barricuda just hanging out in the distance, near the muddier waters of the nearby channel. I got out of that water faster than you can say antidisestablishmentarianism, or rather, spell it correctly. Ok, so nothing happened, it minded its business and we our own, and no one got hurt, but hte point is, "what if?" I wouldn't have even known what it was that swam up behind me and dragged me under to the unknown depths of the Carribean to be violated, eaten, drowned and who-knows what else (and not necessarily inthat order) if I hadn't spotted the bugger.
That's not all, I live in Michigan. Ever hear of the Great Lakes? Ever try and see three feet in front of you in either of them that you care to freeze yourself with by swimming in? I hear Loch Ness has a visibility of four feet, and nobody really knows what's living in that fetid pool of evil. I resist the notion to go swimming in our local bodies of water, for this very reason. Also, anything fed by a natural spring- who knows what actually resides beneath the surface there?
Is this fear rational? No, but I experience it. Am I exaggerating? Slightly, I suppose. Am I rambling? Technicly, no. I'm typing this, not speaking. What's my point? Oh yes: Meg, I totally identify with your very understandable fear of giant whales sneaking up on you from the depths of Cthulhuoid Oceanography; and there's more where that came from.
I guess I should get some help...
...Love the show! Woo!