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It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!Steve: You underestimate my power! Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!Steve: *charges*Fluffy: *three critical strikes* Steve: ****
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
Bury you up to your head, cover your head in honey, and let some ants loose. Maybe angry bees. Or angry hybrid ant-bear-bees.
Tie you up and hit you with your little feathery friends.....
Quote from: RobbyPants on October 29, 2008, 02:38:55 PMBury you up to your head, cover your head in honey, and let some ants loose. Maybe angry bees. Or angry hybrid ant-bear-bees. bhu has a new creature to create.
Quote from: InnaBinder on October 29, 2008, 02:50:03 PMQuote from: RobbyPants on October 29, 2008, 02:38:55 PMBury you up to your head, cover your head in honey, and let some ants loose. Maybe angry bees. Or angry hybrid ant-bear-bees. bhu has a new creature to create.
Have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you.