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How would you kill the person above you?
« on: October 27, 2008, 11:29:11 PM »
The title says it all. You guys says how you would kill the poster before you...

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 11:52:11 PM »
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2008, 12:07:14 AM »
Gag AndyJames and inhibit his muscle movement and begin to dissect his still living body that fully feels the pain of being slowly cut apart.

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2008, 12:10:27 AM »
Drop you in space without a protective suit. You'll die with your mind full of great pictures.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2008, 12:49:18 AM »
Make him watch Barney until his brain melts out of his ears.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2008, 01:02:23 AM »
Hurl Elennsar (while his hands and feet are bound) at a sleeping bear and then watch as the fun ensues.

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 08:07:35 AM »
You rang  :P

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2008, 12:19:55 PM »
sand him away with a sandblaster. Takes some time  :smirk
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 03:27:22 PM »
Hammered to death   :smash

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 04:00:36 PM »
Catapualt toward a wall.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 04:45:55 PM »
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2008, 04:50:16 PM »
Anal rape with the Spiked-Dildo-of-DoomTm!
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2008, 08:39:07 PM »
Hang him in a steel cage suspended above lava. Have fun searing to death, and if that's going too slowly, I can let the chain loose.

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2008, 09:00:35 PM »
Make you drink acid.

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 09:03:58 PM »
Make him have teeth removed without painkillers.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2008, 09:05:34 PM »
Feed you lots of anti-coagulants, then 10,000 papercuts.  Lemon juice for the lulz.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2008, 09:06:36 PM »
8 Gauge pointed at forehead. Trigger attached to string that would pull if you closed your mouth, attached to hook that goes through the skin on the bottom of your jaw. Start sticking things in your mouth.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2008, 10:41:52 PM »
Use a knife to stab you till you die.

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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2008, 01:54:20 AM »
Launch you into orbit at the highest speed feasible. If the G forces don't get ya, then suffocation will.
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Re: How would you kill the person above you?
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2008, 02:14:56 AM »
Use the force to suspend my active lightsaber in mid-air. I would then lift you and all of your family, spinning them around and through it making some sort of open air blender.