The Holy Empire of Optimizers is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. Its compassionate, cynical population of 23 million are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, liberal government is mainly concerned with Public Transport, although the Environment and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 10%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Nudity is frowned upon, cars are banned, all recreational drugs are legal, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Optimizers's national animal is the chocobo and its currency is the gil.
Optimizers is ranked 14th in the region and 45,381st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Heh, you guys are fatties. Its okay to say that there, cuz we're racist, too.
