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BobismyRhino

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Re: Lessons Learned
« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2008, 07:48:06 PM »
64. Concerning parking on a college campus for commuters: If you see a parking spot, TAKE IT. Don't go looking for a parking spot somewhere closer to where you have to go. Chances are, you will not find another spot, and the one spot you had seen will be taken by the time you return to it.


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Re: Lessons Learned
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2008, 09:38:43 PM »
65. Whenever feasible, walk to your destination.

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63. Work study is great. I'm getting paid by my college to browse BrilliantGameologists.

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Re: Lessons Learned
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2008, 09:56:45 PM »
66. Kill all Jedi.

67. You always had to be there.

68. Three tits does not make a woman desireable.

69. EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!
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Re: Lessons Learned
« Reply #43 on: October 30, 2008, 06:51:37 AM »
55) Anyone who fucks with animals that live in the same house they do, should not have the gall to be surprised when said animal smites them in their sleep.

So how'd you learn that? :P

One of my cousins kept slapping my uncle's cat Boo Boo at every opportunity. 


Boo Boo was most unappreciative.

So one night as said cousin is sleeping on the couch, Boo Boo climbs up the 8 foot tall grandfather clock in the living room and launches himself claws first.  My cousin only needed 6 stitches. 

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Re: Lessons Learned
« Reply #44 on: October 30, 2008, 10:32:17 AM »
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There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

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