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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2008, 07:13:19 AM »
To sleep days away
Wrapped in a cocoon of sheets
Research papers suck
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2008, 10:47:19 AM »
Oh wise of all men,
thine complaints are all futile
the pain never ends
'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2008, 11:15:32 AM »
Prospectus finished
Bibliography as well
Annotated too

And so I slept long
In my bed from two till ten
To wake hungrily
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2008, 12:14:13 PM »
I woke up at eight
left the house at nine or so
to go to the gym

I arrived there soon
only to release my sweat
and gain some more muscle

now my energy
has been replenished by fish
I can work on stuff

Oh joyest of all days
thy art very beautiful
wish it never ends
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2008, 04:52:09 PM »
Haikus grow and grow
Ever longer they become
When will the pace end?
My work
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2008, 05:44:54 PM »
Haiku's are pretty lame
all that five seven five stuff
make it three next time
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2008, 07:18:30 PM »
So he did
And it was so good
"Thou," not "thy"
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #47 on: May 24, 2008, 08:23:22 PM »
Why oh Why oh Why
havent penguins learned how to fly?
they must be too dumb
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2008, 05:36:58 AM »
here I sit, typing
there is only one thing left
...what was it again?
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 28, 2008, 04:43:44 PM »
Ode to the Haiku
I like you much Haiku
please never leave me
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2008, 06:23:41 AM »
Its footsteps echo
As it turns down the hallways
And out of your life
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2008, 11:15:00 AM »
Oh no, dear Haiku
why are you leaving me now?
have I not been good?

There must be a way
Please stay with me forever
'till the end of time
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2008, 07:28:34 PM »
Set loose from bondage
Oh masochistic pleasure
Haikus run away!
Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2008, 10:51:23 PM »
I sit, thinking hard
Trying to write a haiku.
Finally! Im done.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2008, 12:05:56 AM »
I hate you so much!
No, please do not cry, dear Haiku.
I did not mean it.

You call this coffee?
This tastes like shit! Lousy, Haiku!
There, there, baby, hush.

It's a very love-hate thing. :'(
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #55 on: June 02, 2008, 01:18:46 PM »
Oh great Haiku thread
Helping me procrastinate
And avoid essays.
I know gameology-fu.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #56 on: June 02, 2008, 01:24:18 PM »
oh boring of days
why dont I work on my essay?
because it sucks ass!
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #57 on: June 02, 2008, 08:24:42 PM »
With fourth edition's
Advent, I find myself here;
Wanting to create...

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Whose choice of character is
A spell-slinging mage.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #58 on: June 04, 2008, 03:33:10 AM »
Much to my surprise
I find my word count is now
1337
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #59 on: June 04, 2008, 06:29:05 AM »
What amounts of gold!
A plus fourty-two weapon...
...way too much to count.
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