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skydragonknight

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2008, 03:23:59 AM »
Be it real or false
The cake tastes the same to me
Would you try a piece?
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2008, 03:28:32 AM »
If you do insist
Then I'll try a slice of cake
Astonishing cake!
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2008, 03:31:40 AM »
Perception is key
To unlocking life's mystery
Who else wants some cake?
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 09:05:24 AM »
I do! I do! Me!
Can I also have some cake?
Is there any left?
The cake is a lie.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2008, 04:22:02 PM »
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 07:03:59 PM »
There is still some left
Never again will you have
Such a lovely cake
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2008, 09:11:58 PM »
Lovely it may be
But I prefer to eat pie
While taking my time
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The tier system in a nutshell:
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Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2008, 10:31:59 PM »
Pie? Can this be true?
Cake is the true victor here
And cheesecake supreme
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2008, 02:01:03 AM »
Pie you say, but why?
Cake is much better than pie
Eat cake sir, not pie!
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2008, 04:38:02 AM »
Cake? Pie? Quarrel not.
I grasp onto just one hope.
I will not be baked.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2008, 08:48:31 AM »
Into the oven
I throw thee in with such force
To set you to burn
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2008, 09:48:51 AM »
Oh No! The burning!
Whatever shall I do now?
*Resist Energy*
The cake is a lie.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 06:53:35 PM »
Let it burn, o please
burned flesh is such a delight
can't stop eating it
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2008, 09:30:16 PM »
Don't burn the people!
You don't know where they have been!
At least wash them first.
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2008, 11:17:23 PM »
Very well, Dragon,
Knight of the vast, open skies
I shall run the rinse
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2008, 11:19:55 PM »
The water today,
It has been shut off for now.
What else can you do?
The cake is a lie.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2008, 11:23:05 PM »
take a bottle of coke
add a couple peppermints
and watch the carnage
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2008, 11:56:42 PM »
I wish i could be
A smart guy like thou or thee
to go to bed now
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #38 on: May 23, 2008, 12:29:17 AM »
Nothing comes to mind
My mind is strangely empty
Ooh pretty kitty
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2008, 10:44:13 AM »
Oh beautiful friday
Why art thou so depressing
Do nothing all day
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