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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #100 on: November 05, 2008, 02:57:47 AM »
RobbyPants is right.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #101 on: November 06, 2008, 05:26:16 AM »
Yeeeeeees, this pleases me
I am woman, hear me roar:
Worship me, damn it!

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #102 on: November 06, 2008, 08:05:47 PM »
A humble servant
always at his lady's side
awaits your order
Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.



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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #103 on: November 08, 2008, 05:55:12 PM »
Rebalancing is
A very hard task for many
Myself included

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #104 on: November 08, 2008, 06:39:51 PM »
Gabba gabba hey
Joey Ramone used to say
Now he's in heaven
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #105 on: January 01, 2009, 07:46:35 PM »
Eating food is fun
Munching on some pretzel sticks
Soon I will be full
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #106 on: January 02, 2009, 09:19:25 AM »
I'm so fucking tired
My eyes are burning - ouchies!
Meh, I'll sleep later
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #107 on: March 08, 2011, 03:24:14 AM »
All of the women
at brilliantgameologists
Should snuggle the Trog.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #108 on: March 08, 2011, 10:25:06 AM »
I have never seen
A chick so perfectly clean
How does she do it?
Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #109 on: March 08, 2011, 03:20:24 PM »
What? A rotted corpse
I had thought long forgotten
Shambles towards me!
My work
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #110 on: March 08, 2011, 03:59:31 PM »
Five shots of whiskey,
They go down so very smooth,
They're only rented.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #111 on: March 11, 2011, 11:11:33 PM »
How did I miss this one :) Anyway I posted this on another thread.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #112 on: March 13, 2011, 10:33:44 PM »
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #113 on: May 21, 2011, 06:09:26 AM »
Resurrected must
This thread be, for it shall cause
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