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The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« on: May 19, 2008, 06:35:21 AM »
Obligatory,
The Thread Appears On the Site,
The Gauntlet Thrown Down

Come and post Haiku. They need not be good and need not necessarily follow the themes of Haiku. Simply following the 5/7/5 syllable count is fine.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2008, 06:38:02 AM »
Time to post anew
Damn, What can this thread not do
Always new haikus
« Last Edit: May 19, 2008, 06:45:48 AM by aftercrescent »
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2008, 06:42:19 AM »
What can this thread not do
Your Haiku Prowess
Like A Warrior's Hard Face
Bears Scars of Battle
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 03:01:10 PM »
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2008, 03:31:49 PM »
Hi, I'm new at this.
Can Someone explain for me?
It sounds really fun.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2008, 04:12:53 PM »
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2008, 04:44:41 PM »
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2008, 10:38:59 PM »
skydragonknight has
made a moving haiku; does
this mean we are dead?

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2008, 10:41:27 PM »
We stand with resolve
Our hearts beat with our courage
Moving Haiku, ha!
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2008, 11:32:42 PM »
^

Flowing words touch not
The heart of a man who laughs
Jack's colon has cancer
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2008, 11:39:29 PM »
Looking at the sky
I lose myself and wonder
Why I cannot fly
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2008, 09:53:21 AM »
I feel overjoyed
That while at college I can
still access this site
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2008, 11:44:24 PM »
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah:
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah,
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah!
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2008, 11:46:48 PM »
That is terrible.
You should be taken out back
And shot many times
The cake is a lie.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2008, 11:50:33 PM »
I know that After
But you will never find me
So you can't shoot me
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2008, 11:52:00 PM »
Touche Good Sir, yes.
But I am not the only
one. They will find you.
The cake is a lie.
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2008, 11:55:01 PM »
They'll try to find me
But they won't. Just Remember:
The cake is a lie
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2008, 03:00:37 AM »
The cake is a lie?
My conceptions are shattered
I'm going to cry
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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2008, 03:10:05 AM »
Don't Cry Nox Noctis
It will all be better soon
Have some yummy cake
It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.

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Re: The Obligatory Haiku Thread
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2008, 03:14:44 AM »
But as has been said,
The cake is not but falseness
This has blown my world
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