So, there's this guy I went to high school with. We'll call him A. I didn't really hang with A during high school, but we had classes together for all four years. Essentially he knew me even though he wasn't in my circle. Anyways, I set up a facebook back at the start of the semester. We ended up exchanging AIM addresses and chatting fairly regularly.
Anyways, he goes to a university that has like a 10:1 girl/guy ratio. He has kept coming to me for advice on chicks (dunno why, I don't get that much ass... oh right, that's by choice). I've been advising him on this one chick for about two weeks, right? Well, during this whole period he's never once called or texted me. Just IM.
So yesterday morning I turn on my phone to get a text message to the effect of:
A: This is [Ubernoob] right?
Me: Yeah. What's up?
A: Dude! I fucked that girl! Thanks for all the advice!
Me: Well, congrats. Glad I could help you get laid.
He was excited enough that he contacted me via phone at 9 in the morning.