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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #920 on: June 14, 2009, 05:25:37 PM »
Actually there are a few spiders that dont have venom. 


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #921 on: June 14, 2009, 05:52:00 PM »
i was about to agree w/ count wanting source, then i googled it..

i found a handfull..



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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #922 on: June 14, 2009, 06:18:13 PM »
Alright, I searched and I found a few.  Including a weird freakish vegetarian spider that lives in Central America.  I should find one and send it to BimR.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #923 on: June 14, 2009, 06:19:45 PM »
A VEGETARIAN spider? :twitch
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #924 on: June 14, 2009, 07:59:56 PM »
They will eat occasional ant larva as an opportunistic thing, but they feed on some weird species of acacia and supplement it with nectar. 

If it wasn't such a weird plant, I'd want to breed them.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #925 on: June 14, 2009, 09:55:04 PM »
Source, believe it or not is the game Insecta (but I did google just to be sure).  Look for Ant Mimic Jumping Spider, Suborder Labidognatha, Family Salticidae.  They mimic weaver ants. 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/arachnophark/3219345489/in/pool-beautiful_bugs

This one is similar

The adult males acquire jaws that are described as looking like paired samurai swords.  They have to flail and stab their opponent to death quite messily.

and heres the spider assassin, made an oopsie on that one guess they do has venom

http://animal.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060213/assassinspider.html
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #926 on: June 15, 2009, 01:24:13 AM »
Alright, I searched and I found a few.  Including a weird freakish vegetarian spider that lives in Central America.  I should find one and send it to BimR.

LOL

I'm terrified of spiders but I might be okay with one that eats plants.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #927 on: June 15, 2009, 03:04:41 PM »
Found on Futility Closet:

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Re: Things that make you LOL
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #929 on: June 22, 2009, 03:17:47 PM »
OMG!!! That video was amazing!!! It made me so happy! I had Beaker on my shoulder while I watched it too. That just added to the awesomeness.



Oh, and yesterday I was evil. I called up AC and wished him a happy Father's day. His panicked "WHAT?" response was hilarious.  :devil

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #930 on: June 22, 2009, 03:28:38 PM »
 ya, thats wrong...

funny but wrong..
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #931 on: June 22, 2009, 03:32:29 PM »
Oh, and yesterday I was evil. I called up AC and wished him a happy Father's day. His panicked "WHAT?" response was hilarious.  :devil

You did WHAT?!  That's awesome...


...ly terrible.

(really though, its hilarious.)

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #932 on: June 22, 2009, 03:56:24 PM »
It would have been funnier if I wasn't too tired to drive over there and throw her down a flight of stairs
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #933 on: June 22, 2009, 04:06:56 PM »
My fiancee tried the same thing to me but it didn't work out as funny. I had given her a card from our 2 dogs and 3 turtles for mothers day, since we call them our children.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #934 on: June 22, 2009, 04:36:33 PM »
It would have been funnier if I wasn't too tired to drive over there and throw her down a flight of stairs

I know it's not funny, but I don't think I would get SO pissed...


.... I would get more like "WTF!?  :twitch"

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #935 on: June 22, 2009, 04:44:31 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #936 on: June 22, 2009, 05:19:30 PM »
It would have been funnier if I wasn't too tired to drive over there and throw her down a flight of stairs

I know it's not funny, but I don't think I would get SO pissed...


.... I would get more like "WTF!?  :twitch"
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #937 on: June 22, 2009, 05:47:43 PM »
they say violence is never the solution.. dosnt that depend on what the problem is...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #938 on: June 22, 2009, 08:19:32 PM »
It would have been funnier if I wasn't too tired to drive over there and throw her down a flight of stairs

I know it's not funny, but I don't think I would get SO pissed...


.... I would get more like "WTF!?  :twitch"
:lmao
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #939 on: June 22, 2009, 08:29:00 PM »
they say violence is never the solution.. dosnt that depend on what the problem is...

Violence isn't the answer.  Violence is the question.  The answer is yes.
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