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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #560 on: January 25, 2009, 01:43:22 PM »
As an English teacher, all I can say is: Future Perfect Continuous Tense!   :banghead
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #561 on: January 25, 2009, 02:11:08 PM »
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This is funny.  :smirk

Me and AC think it's funny, at least.

Oh, and it's dedicated to SDK. We thought he'd enjoy it... about as much as the first video we did.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #562 on: January 25, 2009, 02:28:28 PM »
Thats it? I expected more.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #563 on: January 25, 2009, 03:58:59 PM »
Uh, AC?  PANTS, PLEASE!  That is all.

Hahaha! He's wearing boxers. I guess he must've been looking for his dice again.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #564 on: January 25, 2009, 05:29:11 PM »
Uh, AC?  PANTS, PLEASE!  That is all.

Hahaha! He's wearing boxers. I guess he must've been looking for his dice again.

Why...no, I'm not even going to ask.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #565 on: January 25, 2009, 07:29:40 PM »
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This is funny.  :smirk

Me and AC think it's funny, at least.

Oh, and it's dedicated to SDK. We thought he'd enjoy it... about as much as the first video we did.
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I want my three minutes back!  :p

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #566 on: January 26, 2009, 12:25:53 AM »

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #567 on: January 26, 2009, 02:37:43 AM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #568 on: January 26, 2009, 05:16:52 AM »
Yeah...I've done some of those. Fucking hurts.
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Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #569 on: January 26, 2009, 06:20:14 AM »
and you know the sucky part is they dont have a lotta mass to absorb that hit either

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #570 on: January 26, 2009, 06:43:47 AM »
Neither did my balls when I landed on them straddling the beam :(
[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #571 on: January 26, 2009, 09:16:30 AM »
Next on Ow My Balls!...
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #572 on: January 26, 2009, 09:58:02 AM »
Neither did my balls when I landed on them straddling the beam :(

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #575 on: January 26, 2009, 03:58:41 PM »
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[Spoiler]
A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.

Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY!
They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.

Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.

Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time.  I give you much fu.
Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #577 on: January 26, 2009, 07:48:16 PM »
Ow!  My Balls!
My balancing 3.5 compendium
Elemental mage test game

Quotes
[spoiler]
Quote from: Cafiend
It is a shame stupidity isn't painful.
Quote from: StormKnight
Totally true.  Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment.
Quote from: Grand Theft Otto
Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?"
Quote from: CryoSilver
I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife.  A dull, rusty knife.  A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife.
Quote from: Seerow
Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: ****
Quote from: claypigeons
I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet.
Quote from: CryoSilver
When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
Quote from: Orville_Oaksong
Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
[/spoiler]

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #578 on: January 27, 2009, 02:02:08 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq_YRngjx8

I watched this in class today and was ROFLing from it. I also made AC watch it. Now it's your turn.  :D

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #579 on: January 27, 2009, 03:01:34 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq_YRngjx8

I watched this in class today and was ROFLing from it. I also made AC watch it. Now it's your turn.  :D

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