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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #220 on: November 08, 2008, 02:30:35 AM »
Wait a sec - cheeseburger potato SOUP? Am I the only one missing something here? What the hell is that, a soup made with cheeseburgers?

Basically.  It is good.  When I make it at least.  It does taste kinda like a cheeseburger, a good one, not a fast food one.  But mostly it's more like cheesy potato and hamburger stew.  Doesn't have the texture of a burger ;)

EDIT: All of the soups we make in house are pretty good.  Except maybe chicken tortilla, but that's mainly because it's just weird.  Broccoli cheese is really good when I make it, the chili is amazingly awesome, potato bacon is pretty good, chicken tortilla is decent (it's...odd...depends on your tastes I guess, it's one of our big sellers), czbrgr potato is good, and I'm missing one, whichever one we make on Wednesday.

Damn, you ass, now I'm hungry and have to go find Japanese kids to eat.

No kidding!  That chicken tortilla sounds damn good!

So the other day, I went into work early, and my boss informs me that there is a coffee waiting for me at the Algerian cafe/hookah bar next door. I was told today that when she ordered and paid for it for me, she asked for 'whatever it is that shewolf gets'. Well they didn't know me by name, so the next thing she says is 'uhm, long hair, big boobs'
Well, the man behind the counter sure as hell knew who she was referring to, but not without blushing all over and being unable to make eye contact from then on...
Apparently this is how my boss describes me to random third parties. :-[

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #221 on: November 08, 2008, 04:28:58 AM »
So the other day, I went into work early, and my boss informs me that there is a coffee waiting for me at the Algerian cafe/hookah bar next door. I was told today that when she ordered and paid for it for me, she asked for 'whatever it is that shewolf gets'. Well they didn't know me by name, so the next thing she says is 'uhm, long hair, big boobs'
Well, the man behind the counter sure as hell knew who she was referring to, but not without blushing all over and being unable to make eye contact from then on...
Apparently this is how my boss describes me to random third parties. :-[

There are worse things he could say, but yeah that is kinda messed up...

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« Reply #222 on: November 08, 2008, 04:46:41 AM »
Her boss is female. Which, I think, makes it better. :D
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« Reply #223 on: November 08, 2008, 09:46:15 AM »
Her boss is female. Which, I think, makes it better. :D

Plus Fucking One. You would like that, wouldn't you? :evillaugh
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #224 on: November 08, 2008, 11:04:05 AM »
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« Reply #225 on: November 08, 2008, 12:05:38 PM »
pics or it didnt happen ;)
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #226 on: November 08, 2008, 09:27:54 PM »
Pictures of me do not exist on the internet... Unless BIMR didn't delete those pictures... ???

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« Reply #227 on: November 08, 2008, 09:36:20 PM »
 :evillaugh :drool
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« Reply #228 on: November 08, 2008, 09:55:43 PM »
Did she? :eh
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #229 on: November 08, 2008, 10:14:19 PM »
Man, I suppose now is a good time to mention the rule at my store that says I'm never allowed to take my shirt off...or else the room will fill with breasts and we will all suffocate.  :D

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« Reply #230 on: November 08, 2008, 10:16:10 PM »
Man, I suppose now is a good time to mention the rule at my store that says I'm never allowed to take my shirt off...or else the room will fill with breasts and we will all suffocate.  :D
Gosh, that'd be horrible.  Please don't throw me in that briar patch!   :lol

I believe this is also the point where I'm supposed to say:

Pics or it didn't happen  :P
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #231 on: November 08, 2008, 10:18:08 PM »
Of all the ways to die, suffocation by giant breasts is nowhere near the worst.

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« Reply #232 on: November 08, 2008, 10:21:15 PM »
Of all the ways to die, suffocation by giant breasts is nowhere near the worst.
And very close to the best. ;)
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« Reply #233 on: November 08, 2008, 11:27:49 PM »
There has been much clamoring to repeal that rule  ;)

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #234 on: November 09, 2008, 12:00:57 AM »
Wait a sec - cheeseburger potato SOUP? Am I the only one missing something here? What the hell is that, a soup made with cheeseburgers?

Basically.  It is good.  When I make it at least.  It does taste kinda like a cheeseburger, a good one, not a fast food one.  But mostly it's more like cheesy potato and hamburger stew.  Doesn't have the texture of a burger ;)

EDIT: All of the soups we make in house are pretty good.  Except maybe chicken tortilla, but that's mainly because it's just weird.  Broccoli cheese is really good when I make it, the chili is amazingly awesome, potato bacon is pretty good, chicken tortilla is decent (it's...odd...depends on your tastes I guess, it's one of our big sellers), czbrgr potato is good, and I'm missing one, whichever one we make on Wednesday.

I remembered the last soup!  Chicken and wild rice.  I'll probably not make that one, chicken tortilla, or potato bacon for a looooooooooooooooooong time because there's already a dedicated monday-thursday opener that makes soups.  At least not until next semester when one of the openers might get a schedule change.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #235 on: November 09, 2008, 02:36:06 AM »
Of all the ways to die, suffocation by giant breasts is nowhere near the worst.
And very close to the best. ;)

Are you kidding?  I can think of no worse hell than dying of asphyxiation.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #236 on: November 09, 2008, 02:55:19 AM »
Of all the ways to die, suffocation by giant breasts is nowhere near the worst.
And very close to the best. ;)

Are you kidding?  I can think of no worse hell than dying of asphyxiation.

While suffocation would indeed suck, I'd rank being ripped apart by an angry bear well above that!
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #237 on: November 09, 2008, 02:57:47 AM »
What about by a happy bear? Or a morose, depressed bear?  :lmao

And more on topic, being able to "twist" people's statements to say silly things like that is funny to me. No actual answers are desired (other than to hear what the response is), but it is fun to do.
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« Reply #238 on: November 09, 2008, 03:03:38 AM »
Of all the ways to die, suffocation by giant breasts is nowhere near the worst.
And very close to the best. ;)

Are you kidding?  I can think of no worse hell than dying of asphyxiation.

While suffocation would indeed suck, I'd rank being ripped apart by an angry bear well above that!

I'm giving myself 1 to 8 odds that I'd actually rip the bear apart.  I don't think I could survive asphyxiation.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #239 on: November 09, 2008, 03:50:07 AM »
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I'm giving myself 1 to 8 odds that I'd actually rip the bear apart.  I don't think I could survive asphyxiation.

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