Oooh! I meant to mention this one 'cause it made me ROFL and get pissed at the same time.
My bird (my baby) got really sick, so I took him to the vet. The vet, as he's looking him over says to me, "My, he's fat." I scrunch my nose. He just called my baby FAT. Beaker is perfect.
Shut up.
And then, as he's still restraining my pissed off bird and looking him over, he says to Beaker, "You'd better hide during Thanksgiving..."
That one made me crack up. EVERYONE that's met him, including my vet, wants to eat him. :rolleyes
Poor Beaky.