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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2008, 05:49:27 PM »
 :lol  You would get something like that in your spam.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2008, 09:53:31 PM »
A while back, I was away from my internet access for a week, so naturally I had 2000+ spam loads sitting in my inbox.  On a whim, I decided to separate out the 'penis growth' from the rest of the spam.  Assuming that it worked as advertised and assuming that I chose to follow every one*, my penis would have grown by over 6 feet.


*wrong assumption on both counts
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« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2008, 03:29:12 AM »
So I check my spam filter to make sure nothing important gets trapped there by accident...

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2008, 10:06:30 AM »
A while back, I was away from my internet access for a week, so naturally I had 2000+ spam loads sitting in my inbox.  On a whim, I decided to separate out the 'penis growth' from the rest of the spam.  Assuming that it worked as advertised and assuming that I chose to follow every one*, my penis would have grown by over 6 feet.


*wrong assumption on both counts

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #25 on: October 06, 2008, 05:09:14 PM »
Last night I thought it was pretty funny too.

I lol'ed at this: http://www.menagea3.net/d/20080918.html
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #26 on: October 06, 2008, 05:33:25 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #27 on: October 09, 2008, 10:39:37 PM »
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #28 on: October 09, 2008, 10:42:06 PM »
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0253.html

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2008, 10:49:22 PM »
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2008, 03:14:31 AM »
 :lol I *heart* OOTS

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2008, 06:37:52 AM »
Oooh! I meant to mention this one 'cause it made me ROFL and get pissed at the same time.

My bird (my baby) got really sick, so I took him to the vet. The vet, as he's looking him over says to me, "My, he's fat." I scrunch my nose. He just called my baby FAT. Beaker is perfect.  :P Shut up.

And then, as he's still restraining my pissed off bird and looking him over, he says to Beaker, "You'd better hide during Thanksgiving..."

That one made me crack up. EVERYONE that's met him, including my vet, wants to eat him.  :rolleyes

Poor Beaky.


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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2008, 07:33:29 AM »
Does he look delicious?

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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2008, 02:26:21 PM »
No. He's a tiny bird. Barely any meat on him. But he's annoying enough that people want to kill him. And it just so happens that this group of people doesn't believe in wasting things, so that little bit of meat needs to be eaten.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #34 on: October 10, 2008, 04:02:36 PM »
No. He's a tiny bird. Barely any meat on him. But he's annoying enough that people want to kill him. And it just so happens that this group of people doesn't believe in wasting things, so that little bit of meat needs to be eaten.

Makes sense. You should send Beaker to Africa.  :couch
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #35 on: October 10, 2008, 06:35:49 PM »
I once sent spam mail to myself.

I don't know how it happened.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2008, 06:43:58 PM »
No. He's a tiny bird. Barely any meat on him. But he's annoying enough that people want to kill him. And it just so happens that this group of people doesn't believe in wasting things, so that little bit of meat needs to be eaten.

 :ahem

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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2008, 07:05:14 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A Beaker doesn't look that tasty to me.
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« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2008, 11:39:13 PM »
If anyone ever said any of my pets were so annoying they wanted to kill them, retribution would be exacted.  Of course, people who displease me tend to wake up wrapping in webbing, assuming they wake up at all.
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Re: Things that make you LOL
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2008, 01:01:29 AM »
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If anyone ever said any of my pets were so annoying they wanted to kill them, retribution would be exacted.  Of course, people who displease me tend to wake up wrapping in webbing, assuming they wake up at all.

If anyone said that about my pets, I'd be forced to concur.
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