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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #181 on: February 22, 2009, 05:12:39 PM »
[parody] ANIME!
« Last Edit: February 23, 2009, 10:44:39 AM by Prime32 »
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #182 on: February 23, 2009, 09:16:37 AM »
Cool Coconut crabs. 16" diameter, 9 lb crabs that can lift 64 lbs and crack open coconuts.

oh yeah, and they're accomplished climbers.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rvTFaTDPMSo&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rvTFaTDPMSo&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #183 on: February 23, 2009, 07:01:13 PM »
[cool/fun]http://www.asciimation.co.nz/#
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #184 on: February 23, 2009, 07:18:43 PM »
found all of the following on crigslist

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I have a huge bathroom.
I am a female in my mid 60's and I am looking for a room mate. Times are tight and I need some extra money.
I am willing to rent out my bathroom in my 1 bedroom east village home.

My bathroom is large. You can easily put a twin air mattress in there. I only ask that when I need to use the bathroom, you or your air mattress are not in it.

I do ask that when you are in the apartment, you confine yourself to the bathroom. I do not feel comfortable with a stranger walking around my living room. This might change as I get to know you better.
You may have guest over as long as they are cnfined to the bathroom as well. This might seem a bit odd but please remember the rent is $400 and the bathroom is large.


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You called me at 1:30 AM to tell me over and over that you don't want to be with me any more. The problem is, I don't know who you are, and I tried to explain that.

In retrospect, it would have been more fun to play along, but I was a bit too groggy to think fast. Oh well, next time a wrong number breaks up with me, I'll be ready.

Give me a call if you want to practice dumping guys, I guess my number's probably in your phone now. Try to call before 10 though.

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My Dear Pepsi, I am sorry!

I have been unfaithful. I have been drinking Coke and it's so flavorsome. I can't stop!

Sincerely,

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I FOUND THIS CREATURE IN MY GARAGE THIS MORING. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS, I TRAPPED IT IN MY GARAGE....IT IS SQUEALING LIKE A PIG AND BARKING LIKE A DOG, LOOKS RADIO ACTIVE IT COULD HAVE CAME OUT OF THE RIVER... PLEASE CLAIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!! IF NO ONE CLAIMS IT BY TONIGHT IM THINKING ABOUT FEEDING IT TO MY KIDS, I LOST MY JOB AND HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO EAT..


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LOST: my blood-sucking Leech (slitheringaway)

Reply to: comm-1041847449@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-02-19, 1:43PM PST



It's a little bit on the medieval side, but last summer I adopted a Leech who had worn out his welcome at the castle. Well, sure enough, he proved not only to be a blood-sucking urchin, but also a pathological liar and a psychopath. He drained me dry and left me for dead.

Now he's on the loose, slithering around looking for the next victim. He answers to the name Ricky and can appear to be charming and sweet. In reality, he is the most selfish, heartless and gutless leech ever to drain a wound. If you see Ricky, squash him fast.

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lost husband
last seen sniffing around a couple chicks in berkeley and seattle. He isn't house broken yet and tends to mark his terriorty constantly. Not very loyal and strays away from home. He should be neutered but, most likely he is shooting blanks. he answers to mark

All the above statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in somesense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #185 on: February 23, 2009, 07:31:40 PM »
hmm, who on the boards is named mark?
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #186 on: February 24, 2009, 01:14:36 AM »
hmm, who on the boards is named mark?

dunno,but i found them all over at craigslist...
All the above statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in somesense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #188 on: March 01, 2009, 11:25:53 AM »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #189 on: March 03, 2009, 10:07:21 PM »
[Video] Stephen Lynch - The D&D Song

Check out Josh at 2:40
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #190 on: March 03, 2009, 10:15:13 PM »
Aardvarks are cool.
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She has come to steal your sanity with just one glance

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #191 on: March 04, 2009, 01:33:55 PM »
http://www.kptv.com/video/18846035/index.html

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #192 on: March 04, 2009, 09:46:21 PM »
[game] http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/jkf6Tr/pandemic2.swf

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #193 on: March 04, 2009, 09:53:24 PM »
[game] http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/jkf6Tr/pandemic2.swf

You will waste a full year of your life trying to get Madagascar. I did.
  :devil I started in Madagascar.  All I can say is....  :fo FUCK Greenland.
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #196 on: March 06, 2009, 11:43:43 AM »
I think so?

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #197 on: March 06, 2009, 12:11:01 PM »
no.
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #198 on: March 06, 2009, 12:33:57 PM »
http://www.elanso.com/ArticleModule/sourcearticle.aspx?idx=VcPzVIJ2ODPzPAPAT3QwJ2Ii
I-is this real? :blink
My god thats awesome.

EDIT: Pretty sure the Glofish at least is real, they did it as proof of concept, and apparently to track genetic  spread in a lab population. Probably has some value as a novelty pet as well.
« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 12:35:33 PM by veekie »
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
[/spoiler]

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #199 on: March 06, 2009, 01:02:08 PM »
glo fish is real.
The goal of power is power. - idk
We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow

The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head.

Anim-manga sux.