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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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All the above statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in somesense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #562 on: September 13, 2010, 08:13:18 PM »
http://www.okeechobeeeoc.com/Annex%20Z.pdf  :o

Its Florida, this doesn't surprise me at all. Half of the population is all ready on its way to zombification.


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #563 on: September 14, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »
http://coolvibe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bioshockanime.jpg
Well, you already have little girls, power armor and the powers to go with it...
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"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

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"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
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Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #566 on: September 21, 2010, 11:04:44 PM »
Terry Pratchet forges sword out of meteorites
Is it even possible to be more badass than that without turning into Batman?
Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?


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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #568 on: September 21, 2010, 11:08:07 PM »
It's possible.

Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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There is no higher price than 'free'.

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The tier system in a nutshell:
[spoiler]Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.[/spoiler]

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #571 on: September 26, 2010, 09:38:10 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpsfDTbzKwM&fmt=18
Now that made my stomach hurt, especially since I followed it up with his 30sec summary of the Wolverine-movie
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #574 on: September 27, 2010, 07:22:07 AM »
http://www.dumbassdaily.com/2010/09/teacher-assistant-53-claims-she-had-sex.html
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Toni Stowers-Moore, 53, is charged with statutory rape/sex offense in which the defendant is six years older than the victim, incest with a child, and sexual battery. Detectives said the boy was 15 when it happened.

Prosecutors say they have phone recordings between Stowers-Moore and her relatives that captured her confession. She allegedly claimed sex with the teen was the only way to remove a sexual demon from him - and to protect others he might try to hurt.
Eeww.
The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

[spoiler]
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #575 on: September 27, 2010, 09:26:48 AM »
Religious inspired incest should be more than just an ew  :p

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #576 on: September 27, 2010, 09:47:30 AM »
Religious inspired incest should be more than just an ew  :p

What should it be?  "Oh no, not again!"?  :p
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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #577 on: September 27, 2010, 09:19:02 PM »
Religious inspired incest should be more than just an ew  :p

What should it be?  "Oh no, not again!"?  :p
More of an exasperated tone, I'd say, since it happens so often. ;)

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #578 on: September 29, 2010, 01:12:31 AM »
ATTENTION MONOTREMANCER:
Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics.  You won, but you're still retarded.

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Re: Fun on the Interwebs! Videos/Picts/Misc. you've got to see
« Reply #579 on: September 29, 2010, 06:46:11 PM »
ATTENTION MONOTREMANCER:

*SYSTEM OVERLOAD! Emergency shutdown in progress. Restarting* I lack the words, facial expression and dancing skill to describe the emotion that makes me feel...
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