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Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« on: August 24, 2008, 11:05:18 PM »
Fey- more liek gey, amirite?

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 12:13:53 AM »
No, not really.

In fact, no, not at all.

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 12:17:14 AM »
What are those "gey" you speak of, and do they fear cold iron ?
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 12:22:45 AM »
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 12:23:02 AM »
What are those "gey" you speak of, and do they fear cold iron ?
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 12:42:29 AM »
What are those "gey" you speak of, and do they fear cold iron ?
If they're anything like fey, they must! Let us hunt down the gey with our cold iron weaponry!
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 12:48:13 AM »
Hmm... cold iron... Anyone got a blue ice scabbard?

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 12:53:38 AM »
Also, do they often have the ability to charm other humanoids ? Have you encountered a gey and did you end up charmed by him/her/it (I still don't know what they are) ?

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 12:54:38 AM »
Gey = very happy fairies/pixies/sprites/etc. Get with the programme, Omen :P

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 12:54:43 AM »
I just thought of something. Only one kind of person would know that the fey are "liek" gey - one of the fey and/or gey! Therefore, link is one of them! *Grabs a cold iron pitchfork and a cold iron torch with cold iron flames and begins rioting in the streets to chase link out of town.*
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 03:23:59 AM »
Nox must be 'rite'
Note the pointed ears, not unlike Faeries... Faeries => Fey => Gey => Conspiracy Theory
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 04:05:43 AM »
Gey Fey???? :eh

Strange...the only homosexual butt rapist woodland creatures I've seen in campaigns have been trolls and yetis..  :couch


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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 09:12:07 AM »
Gey Fey???? :eh

Strange...the only homosexual butt rapist woodland creatures I've seen in campaigns have been trolls and yetis..  :couch

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 04:09:35 PM »
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Y'know, when the guy told me that he posted this, I didn't believe him...

You'll have to forgive him, he's a /b/tard.

That said, now I'm going to stock up on some cold iron daggers to defend my home from the gey.
« Last Edit: August 25, 2008, 04:11:48 PM by Dan2 »

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 04:13:43 PM »
I always knew there was something fishy about him...

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 07:21:04 PM »
Theres a reason I say away from /b/...
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2008, 11:19:57 PM »
I'm sure this was not the big entrance into the boards he had anticipated.

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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2008, 12:08:04 AM »
Gey Fey???? :eh

Strange...the only homosexual butt rapist woodland creatures I've seen in campaigns have been trolls and yetis..  :couch

Dude. Lesbian nymphs. Why do you think that they are always naked and commonly found bathing each other?
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2008, 12:13:15 AM »
Dude. Lesbian nymphs. Why do you think that they are always naked and commonly found bathing each other?
Why wouldn't they be?! :D
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Re: Fey- more liek gey, amirite?
« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2008, 12:20:07 AM »
Well, if I was the epitome of nature's beauty, why would I want to settle for anything else??


I did not just say that out loud...!  :o