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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #100 on: September 06, 2008, 02:33:13 PM »
I have never succeeded at spiritual possession.
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« Reply #101 on: September 06, 2008, 03:47:50 PM »
I have never not fallen asleep while watching An American Haunting (made worse by the fact that I was with my friend, his girlfriend, and the girl I was interested in when I saw it... but that movie is just so terrible).
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #102 on: September 06, 2008, 06:44:08 PM »
I have never entered the Total Perspective Vortex.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #103 on: September 06, 2008, 09:11:47 PM »
I have never owned a pet midget.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #104 on: September 07, 2008, 12:32:26 AM »
I have never sold the preserved brains of my victims on Ebay.

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« Reply #105 on: September 07, 2008, 02:49:33 AM »
I have never preserved the brains of my victims.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #106 on: September 07, 2008, 07:31:25 AM »
I have never attempted to form an army for the express purposes of shoving a live Gopher up the butt of a former Alaskan governor.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #107 on: September 07, 2008, 07:48:18 AM »
I have never allowed someone's pet squirrel to lick peanut butter off of my boyfriend's balls.

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #108 on: September 07, 2008, 08:28:23 AM »
I have never had a boyfriend (thank goodness!).
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #109 on: September 07, 2008, 09:16:09 PM »
I have never seen a 6 foot long dragonfly.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #110 on: September 07, 2008, 09:42:00 PM »
I have never lost at Heroscape.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #111 on: September 07, 2008, 11:49:32 PM »
I have never beaten a coworker unconscious, dressed him in womens clothing, and tied him to a flagpole in front of the restaurant with a sign around his neck that says "I like it when strange men play with me."

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #112 on: September 08, 2008, 08:40:29 PM »
I have never beaten a coworker unconscious, dressed him in womens clothing, and tied him to a flagpole in front of the restaurant with a sign around his neck that says "I like it when strange men play with me."

You haven't? You are missing out on a world of fun!
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #113 on: September 10, 2008, 05:29:33 AM »
I have never set down and worked out the rules for full-contact golf.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #114 on: September 10, 2008, 05:47:29 AM »
I have never completed the original NES game, Zelda.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #115 on: September 11, 2008, 05:28:25 AM »
I have never completed the original NES game, Zelda.

I have never been so shocked by something Chemus has said...

People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #116 on: September 11, 2008, 06:20:15 AM »
I have never been able to understand how Jar-Jar Binks is funny.
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #117 on: September 11, 2008, 09:23:31 AM »
I have never beaten the SNES Zelda: A Link to the Past in a matter of hours... until today. That game is way too easy when you know everything already...
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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #118 on: September 12, 2008, 07:43:18 AM »
I have never finished the 4 or 5 campaign worlds Ive been working o nsince high school. 

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Re: "I Have Never..."
« Reply #119 on: September 12, 2008, 11:40:42 AM »
I have never completed Super Metroid with 100% completion in under 2 hours;  2 hours 55 minutes is my record right now.
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